Thottydino Battle Royale: True Stories about THOTS Master Thread

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VegasCAC said:
I've put this on another thread, but :



When I was in college my second serious girlfriend told me these things every day:

I Love You:mjcry:

I'll never Hurt you:mjcry:

You're special and I want to show you that:mjcry:

Long story short- it turns out that the last two months we were together she was fukkING HER EX. Every single day. She was running game on him too, telling him they were back together. She was telling him the exact same shyt as above, just as convincingly.^ Me and him knew about each other's existence, but she was telling both of us the same story- "he's dating another girl , I haven't talked to him"

3-4 days a week for 2 months him or I were getting sloppy seconds :damn:

Same lies told to both of us.

So I eventually caught her when I peeped her phone when I was visiting her at work on her lunch break. Text: "Are you on your lunch break yet babe?" from a dude with the name of her ex. I was like :ufdup: She continued her psychopathic lying trying to deflect, but I had his number from before (another long story)

So she went back to work. And I hit this dude up. I asked "You still dating ____?" He said "Yeah... why?" And I was like "Damn, me too!" :damn:

So I'm like "My brother lets meet up" :russ:

We met up at a bar across the street, and started chopping it up in there :lolbron:. We start exchanging stories-

Me: "Was she with her sister shopping last Thursday?"

Him: "No dawg she was with me at dinner. Was she tired and had to go to bed at 8pm Friday?"

Me: "Nah dude we went to the club that night" :damn:

2 months of these stories :why:

Finally, after a couple shots in I get a great idea- let's go meet her once she gets off work :troll:

So we end up waiting outside :troll:

She comes out scared shytless once she saw us.:bryan: She knew it was over.

She just fukking powerwalks to her car and won't talk to either of us as we follow her.

I'm like "C'mon we're all friends! Don't you wanna talk to your boyfriends? :troll:

"We've all shared the same vagina its family over here!" :troll:

bytch got in her car and booked it.

Haven't seen her since.
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:mjcry: Free my nikkas we use to run threw hoes.

I remember me and my nikka had a 2 for 2 ( what we call fukkin thots down here, not a train ..one hoe a piece) a few years ago after leaving the club.

I had this thick chocolate black queen ..lawd dat ass .(tried to find a facebook pic can't find shyt), and my nikka had her auntie, a nice lil redbone.
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He was upstairs in the aunt's room and i was downstairs in the kitchen.

before we left the strip club we popped i think 3 or 4 lortabs a piece and i was smoking on that tooka pack the whole night. took a shot of goose and had a few beers.:demonic:

man i was fukking this bytch for so long i got scared, could not bust my nut for shyt :merchant: i was thinkin of random bytches...seemed like nothing worked:francis: bent her over and gave her tha "POWER STROKES", picked her up against the wall ..literally all over the kitchen, da crib was filthy too:scust: i was giving her all i had brehs :sadbron:

it took bout 30-45 minutes breh and it was a struggle nut :flabbynsick:

i almost passed out and died:wow:

shyt was crazy cuz my nikka had his babymama's car and it was damn near 5 or 6 am when we got outta there. we went to the club at like 11pm :lolbron:

man when we took the car back she looked like she wanted to kill both of us like a mean ass death stare

she was late for work and everything :lolbron:

they got into a big ass fight in the driveway, and i got a nikka i went to school with to drop me off @ da crib

fast forward like 6 months later, the auntie my mans was smashin drove all the way cross town to ram her car into his new car

we was sitting in the living room playing San Andreas when the shyt happened.:pachaha:


Good fukking times man
 
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Guwop said:
:mjcry: Free my nikkas we use to run threw hoes.

I remember me and my nikka had a 2 for 2 ( what we call fukkin thots down here, not a train ..one hoe a piece) a few years ago after leaving the club.

I had this thick chocolate black queen ..lawd dat ass .(tried to find a facebook pic can't find shyt), and my nikka had her auntie, a nice lil redbone.
J3eJSwd.png


He was upstairs in the aunt's room and i was downstairs in the kitchen.

before we left the strip club we popped i think 3 or 4 lortabs a piece and i was smoking on that tooka pack the whole night. took a shot of goose and had a few beers.:demonic:

man i was fukking this bytch for so long i got scared, could not bust my nut for shyt :merchant: i was thinkin of random bytches...seemed like nothing worked:francis: bent her over and gave her tha "POWER STROKES", picked her up against the wall ..literally all over the kitchen, da crib was filthy too:scust: i was giving her all i had brehs :sadbron:

it took bout 30-45 minutes breh and it was a struggle nut :flabbynsick:

i almost passed out and died:wow:

shyt was crazy cuz my nikka had his babymama's car and it was damn near 5 or 6 am when we got outta there. we went to the club at like 11pm :lolbron:

man when we took the car back she looked like she wanted to kill both of us like a mean ass death stare

she was late for work and everything :lolbron:

they got into a big ass fight in the driveway, and i got a nikka i went to school with to drop me off @ da crib

fast forward like 6 months later, the auntie my mans was smashin drove all the way cross town to ram her car into his new car

we was sitting in the living room playing San Andreas when the shyt happened.:pachaha:


Good fukking times man
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damn thats the longest post i ever made on here

i remember trynna smash this thot but her 2 year old son wouldn't go 2 sleep

I had her butt booty naked in front of the lil nikka and told her lets go in the bathroom and just let me put da head in :noah::snoop: (please dont judge me coli family, i was demonic back then) but she had morals :stopitslime: and told me to come back later.

im like bytch u just got naked 10 seconds after i asked tho :dahell:

she finished her blunt

threw her ass in the bushes

face was :trash:, ass was phat

we stopped talking like a week later, she called me last year saying how she was basically homeless and was going to move to detroit. (trynna see if i was her captain-save-a hoe that would rescue her and give her a place to stay:cape:)

i told her have a safe trip and hung up

i still want to hit that lil p*ssy tho :mjpls:
 
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One summer day my nikkas people went outta town. We gone call him CJ. Had the whole crib to himself :youngsabo:

So me, CJ and another nikka B was just chilling. CJ had his girl over when B went to grab some shells. B call us talking about he chopped down this thot and he bringing her back.

CJ make some shyt up to have his girl leave. So this bytch come over, start doming this nikka B in the backyard. He finish, she come inside and we take turns on her upstairs :ld:
 
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