Thoughts on Rich Swan's promos?

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Swann tries to make the best with what he's given I can tell but something has to change obviously

the material he gets sucks and his dancing is corny. honestly that goes for all dancing gimmicks in wwe. idk why wrestlers that use dancing gimmicks use the corniest dance moves like dance with some style not generic shyt :scust:

They're doing what VINCE wants. It's always been said that guys are told to play to Vince more than they should play to the crowds. If Vince likes something it's going to happen. That's why you keep seeing these stupid dancing gimmicks, Vince loves that shyt and he'll find a way to push it and even get involved himself somehow.
 

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They're doing what VINCE wants. It's always been said that guys are told to play to Vince more than they should play to the crowds. If Vince likes something it's going to happen. That's why you keep seeing these stupid dancing gimmicks, Vince loves that shyt and he'll find a way to push it and even get involved himself somehow.
Swann been doing this shyt since before wwe breh

 

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Rich Swann is apparently dealing with a foot injury that will prevent him from competing in the ring for about a couple of weeks. However, he may still appear on television.

He probably injured his foot from all that fukking dancing he be doing....

*His music hits, he comes out dancing, dances to the ring, gets in the ring, dances in the ring, cut to commercial as he is still dancing....*

*Commercial Break*

*Cut back to Raw*

*Still in the ring dancing*

"He loves to have fun!!!"

:snoop:
 

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Naw what irks me is that he is a smiling babyface, but he never slaps the fans hands. I dont know, but that bothers the hell out of me when he comes to the ring.:russ:
 

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nonsensical corny shyt which is par for the modern day WWE

it's like ever since The Rock's success and leaving, they've been trying to create another him by making all the faces bad standup comics. Some guys should be comical, others should be serious, some in-between and that's it.

Stop with the "Tater tots", "Sufferin succotash sons's", "sparkle crotch", "royal sourpuss & jester"...I mean what human being utters this kind of shyt :why:

:heh: This kills me every time, because I just picture Reigns going :youngsabo: like "Yeah man, I said that shyt."
 
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