Breh true story... Back in high school I had a white homie... (And I swear to God dude is a Elvis impersonator now)

But son was dating a BAD ASS INDIAN CHICK... Breh stayed telling me "Her mom doesn't like white people bro" I'm like

not my problem... And her moms was a oh beautiful Indian woman... Red dot and all... She would give me these looks like "

why are you hanging out with him" "This is your oppressor

" She would always talk with me but my white homie

nope... That lady was on game b... She knew what time it was...