Thousands of dads left in shock as DIY paternity test usage soars

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Pops is a good dude.

Some men miss the boat on how mentally fukked up some women can be and just pass them off as bytches.

But

Something tells me he was still hitting the preggo puss :shaq:

:ohlawd:

Pops did the mental math...wanted to keep that pu55 in his life...

“shyt a cpl hundred dollars a month for pu55y on demand?”

:yeshrug:
 

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Mandate testing at birth. Long overdue. Mama's baby, Daddy's maybe.
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There is 0 reason the government should not mandate this.

So many legalities rest on this data
It was in my state. Girl tried to sneak and put me on child support when I was 18. They said I would owe $3k off the rip. First day at the courthouse I had to take a paternity test.

They called back with the results "99 percentile" something indication of me NOT being the father :blessed:.

Had took care of the kid for a year though and even slaved at Arby's.
 

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The gov't does not care about this. They only care if she is a single mom and she's on gov't assistance then they care about pinning it on any man they possibly can to lessen the cost coming out the state. If the gov't cared mandatory dna testing would've been introduced years ago.
This.

I’ve told the story of a former roommate. He had a daughter with this chick. She was about 10. He would visit her often. Paid child support regularly. Still fukked the baby moms on occasion.

One day she got mad cause he was on a date and she happened to see him. So she called him later and they got ina big fight. She said In the heat of the moment that the girl is not his.

Now the kid looked EXACTLY like him. They acted alike too. He fully believed she said it just to piss him off. So he decided to piss her off by getting a DNA test . He thought just by doing the act of it would piss her off. Well he did it... and she was not his. Me and him was :dwillhuh:


Truly shocked. Come to find out she likes fukking with nikkas who looks certain way apparently.


He goes to child support court to get the order rescinded. Judge was like :hubie: You been paying child support for 10 years so far. What’s another 8:manny: And banged the gavel on his ass. He said he looked over at ol girl and she was :mjgrin:



He came back to our apartment and was :sadcam:
 

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Not gonna lie I have wondered if my dad is really my dad. Both my parents are chocolate complexion(although my mom is a little browner), while I’m Ashanti’s complexion. I look like one of my cousins and like my uncle more than I do my family and my dad.

But I refuse to believe that about my mom lol
 
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