Thread titles from 1982 Coli.com

[Clayton Endicott]

Prince and El Debarge got light skinned dudes out here winning

 

[#SOG_soldier]

Disco>>>>hip hop

 

[Ron Fox]

White people really love OJ simpson.

Arther Ashe is unstoppable.

I cant understand why Black people like the Dukes Of Hazard

 

[Clayton Endicott]

fukk Atari, if you ain't got Coleco Vision you lawst

 

[ManxOfxThexYear]

I just copped a mattress that was next to a dumpster

 

[Flywin Lannister]

I just copped a mattress that was next to a dumpster

Is this a Courtdoggy double entendre??

If so

 

[IWunD3r]

" #HOH: PAWG Grace Kelly dead yall "

" Bedwench gave me the drawers after watching Thriller"

" E.T vs Poltergeist"

" Cacs out here talkin to they cars breh (Knight Rider) "

Bedwench???Woah Woah. Blk Women were different in the early 80's...

 

[HabitualLineSteppa]

"Savings and loans startin to lookin funny in the light brehs"

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

Thread: I swear the Government is responsible for the Crack cocaine epidemic and guns in the ghettos

OP: suspicious crates and empty vans are popping up in every inner city

First response: Stop that conspiracy nonsense, we gotta stop blaming cacs for our struggles. No way that's true

 

[JBoy]

"love come down appreciation thread"

 

[Milomann]

I hear the government is going to ban Quaaludes. Better start stockpiling brehs...

 

[#1 pick]

Y'all heard Francis Cress Whelsing, she's on point about them honkeys

 

[#1 pick]

I dance with a snowflake, do white women kiss differently brehs? By: SidneyPoitier

Kareem>>>>>Wilt By: Walt Frazier Beard

fukk the bs, Larry Holmes got next. Top 5 ever By: LarryHolmes4ever56

 

[#1 pick]

I just moved here from Lagos. Why everybody think I'm a bootyscratcher and why don't the hoes love me? By IgboBreh

Hey! I am thinking about joining a sorority, I want to be an AKA but I am dark skinned. By MaryJoyce63.

Damn! This new Prince is the BomB! By PrinceLover60

Brehettes, I am pregnant with @Jamaicaluva baby. We are going to give him a screen name on thecoli. Say Hello to @Reinscarf By FromJamtoTDot

 

[newworldafro]

Lol. Thread is hilarious.

I wonder what the smileys of 1982 would look like. lol. probably a few featuring Mr. T.