Time for another No Fap stories thread

Jermio

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This ABSOLUTELY works. I was in NYC yesterday, at a restaurant/bar just minding my own business having a burger, chillin on my phone browsing thecoli when the bartender tells me a group of women sitting over there want to pay my bill. I'm like :dahell:, I ain't never seen women do that, even in the movies. So I look over, and it's a well-known high fashion model and her two friends. For a second I thought they were playing a joke on me, but I said "fukk it" and walked over to say thanks. They tell me to sit down and start asking me questions about myself for like 10 minutes, and then one of them asks to see my phone and puts her number in it.

:mindblown:

nikkas, this shyt never happens to me, at least not since freshman year of college. There's some pheromone shyt going down, for real.
 

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Wait...how long have you been no-fap for?
I made it about 3 days and no appreciable difference besides stress levels and random pop-up boners.
:patrice:
 

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This ABSOLUTELY works. I was in NYC yesterday, at a restaurant/bar just minding my own business having a burger, chillin on my phone browsing thecoli when the bartender tells me a group of women sitting over there want to pay my bill. I'm like :dahell:, I ain't never seen women do that, even in the movies. So I look over, and it's a well-known high fashion model and her two friends. For a second I thought they were playing a joke on me, but I said "fukk it" and walked over to say thanks. They tell me to sit down and start asking me questions about myself for like 10 minutes, and then one of them asks to see my phone and puts her number in it.

:mindblown:

nikkas, this shyt never happens to me, at least not since freshman year of college. There's some pheromone shyt going down, for real.

They gonna fucc you then leave in you in the bathtub filled with ice and take your vital organs, yo.
 

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I've been telling nikkas to get on that #TeamNoFap wave.

bytches can smell the jerk off stench on you. :scust:
 
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