Times You've Inappropriately Used Coli Slang In Real Life

[Silver Surfer]

Mos Def ..."cac"...I got my homeboy saying it also...

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Looked at my cousin like when she showed me her new iPhone

 

[Swiggy]

I just did this today at Burlington

Semi-ok piece at the register: You have a good day, sir

Swiggy: You too, and good looks with the smile. That's that shyt I like

S-OPATR:

Swiggy:

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

I call everyone flabby n sick. Me and my girl crack up.

When something ain't right it gets thrown in the bushes. Paperwork jacked up? Bushes it goes.

Crushed buildings when a coworkers world gets turned upside down.

Me: thought you was gonna get that promo huh

Coworker - they give it to him?

Me - they came through like Godzilla and crushed your buildings

 

[Battle Beast]

My use of "the bushes" has reached really unhealthy levels, probably.

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[a murda]

i jus called my parents flabby n sick last week

 

[OPTiMO]

<----- been catching myself doing the sabo smiley. head tilt and all.

 

[EffedUp]

^^^
I'll admit that I be doing that shyt now.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I got suspended from work when i was freestylin where yo brehs at....., in front of the secretary. She thought i was asking where her breasts were

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

love using CACs at work...most folks think I'm talking about my ID card to log in to my computer so they never get it...use a lot of facial expressions from the smilies as well

 

[KEEPITTRILLA]

I don't really consider a lot of it coli slang, cuz its just shyt from rap songs really. But yeah I say crush the buildings, flabby and sick, and bushes tho

 

[cfountain]

"throw that in the bushes" has definitely worked its way into my every day rotation.

 

[yoyoyo1]

1. flabby and sick
2. demonic
3. in the bushes

 

[Sierra Mist]

This place doesn't even exist to me in real life. I don't even use my catchphrases in real life like that. no thanks.

 

[Liquid]

This place doesn't even exist to me in real life. I don't even use my catchphrases in real life like that. no thanks.

you have damn near 12 thousand posts in less than a year...clearly you are living that COLI Life whether you want to admit it or not.

Just accept it

I have used "breh" in real life quite a bit