Cant blame him for being with her. She’s got that hot crazy chick look. She a 10/10.
Fukkin succubus, man. This is how the Beetles broke up.
Lame ass OP thirsting over a bytch that he would never get with and would never look his way
Change yo name from Mr. Slyy to Mr BYEEE short ass nikka.
Teach yo ass to stop coming for da gawd
So..... My
Came in the mail today. A birthday present I bought for myself
Tested homegirl out, and maaaaan this shyt right here had me like
It's perfect breh! I may never fukk a real bytch again
shyt feels just like a strippers ass feels, and it's 15 pounds so it's like you holding onto some real ass. It smacks and gets pounded like the real thing. This is better than the real thing in so many ways. I think every man should buy one, way better than fapping or being abstinent.
Pros:
1) No smell
2) No talking or actually having to interact with it
3) No condoms needed
4) No STD worries
5) No pregnancy scares
6) You don't gotta meet it's family or friends
7) It leaves you alone
8) It'll never lose or gain weight on you
9) Doesn't age
10) Can take it anywhere
I could literally keep going
Cons:
1) No titties or thighs
But I'm an ass man, so it's not a real loss.
But yeah man, this shyt is the future. I'ma fukk around and buy another one so we can have threesomes
Real p*ssy is good too, sometimes... But this shyt here !!!!
This shyt is the closest thing to utopia
2018 gonna be an amazing year
I dont even have to beat u u lawst already
Did all the work to copy and paste and switch tabs and shyt
At least I'm fukking something
Yo ass be at home jacking off to Tinashe music videos like it's 2014
nikka be fapping off and singing along like
" I looooove to get 2 On... I loooove to get 2 AH-AHHHHHH ONNNNNNNN!!!!!!! "
Bet you jack off all through Schoolboy Q's verse too you little batty boi
I remember being in school back than and everybody use to pin drop and jerk and shyt. I remember the Rangers use to dance on myspace and shyt. Lol
Looking back at it now that I'm older that trend was awful.
he could do both¿*Cause he out here selling coke in Hollywood circles
gotta stop overrating them heifers, aint nobody hate em
