Tinder Hive Mind, A Coli Experiment (Pictures Included)

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#1 was okay. You should stick to this style more.
#2 was horrible. Don't do that agian.
#3 seems annoying as hell. She likes to smoke weed though. So I would get her over with some puff puff pass and donuts. .
 

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Don't let them control the situation. There are men who they've most likely opened their legs to who didn't put in any type of work, take them out etc and they will probably do the same thing in the future.

Tell these chicks what you want and make it clear. If they aren't with it then bushes for them. If you do take them out, take them out for drinks or coffee something inexpensive. Tell'em that y'all can go on a date, but y'all would have to have sex first.

I've never done online dating, tinder or any of those things I don't know. A lot of those chicks are on their for solely just attention, something to pass time, boost their egos etc. Imagine having a 50 dudes hit up your inbox everyday telling you how sexy you are. But I bet the excitement wears off after a while.
 

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ain't nun nikka tell me what to say yet

second group of girls coming friday, can the coli win the heart of one of these girls before then? :dame::sas2:

Only 12% of the population dates online, and I thought the op was winning until I remembered that I get matches like these too. They reply once then stop responding. Just on there for attention and op never met none of these crazy hos. All the decent looking ones flake and or are legit psych patients.

about 50% for me

what they do is not put any effort into the conversation and then i don't keep talking cause i'm not a simp
 

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This


Even the fat chick gassed.

They cute but gassed the fukk up. Unless you a really photogenic dude on your hipster shyt these bytches gonna curve anyone that isn't a white/spanish hipster... At least online.

IRL they probably lame af
Yuuuuup.
 

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This


Even the fat chick gassed.

They cute but gassed the fukk up. Unless you a really photogenic dude on your hipster shyt these bytches gonna curve anyone that isn't a white/spanish hipster... At least online.

IRL they probably lame af
They are lame. Women outside of celebrities, creatives and entertainers (sports included) are lames. I've met and fukked so many bum hoes who put on for the internet. Even the fine ones dont be doing anything interesting and really hate their lives. Why else would they be online all day?

To stroke their egos in their miserable lives. I knew one who was fat but i fukked and have dudes simping because of the angles she use. Had a jit, no plans of doing shyt nor becoming anything.
 

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brehs, i lightweight need help with something

so there's this mixed instagram thotty who i matched with like a week ago and we had a long ass conversation

i'm not gonna post her because some of you nikkas would probably know her and blow up the spot

also i wouldn't want to cause she's cool and nice and not the typical ig thotty :leon: said how many followers she had didn't matter :sas1: right:heh:

so it started out with me clowning and also talking some politics

then i stopped talking for not even like damn near half a day and she reinitiated the convo with "you're really cute":banderas::ahh::mjlol:

so it went on and we related even more until she was sending me the heart eyes emoji and the water droplets like she was wet:wow:

she got a fukking crazy body brehs :sadcam: thighs and ass crazy, face exotic

but

she so into social media that she was trying to find mine and shyt and asked for my ig which i told her i don't have because i'm not a thirsty simp :mindblown:

so she asked for my twitter which i also don't have because i'm not a chatty patty :dame:

so she thinks i'm lying and withholding them from her :heh: so once again i stopped the conversation


then saturday night (two days later) i hit her up to chill and asked for her number :sas2::pachaha:then she said she doesn't like giving it to strangers

i left it at that and didn't say shyt to her because once again i'm not a thirsty simp and i was lit so didn't want to fukk it up :jbhmm:

it's been two days, what should i say now?

Get catfished brehs

tinder is linked to their facebooks and instagrams :dame:
 

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brehs, i lightweight need help with something

so there's this mixed instagram thotty who i matched with like a week ago and we had a long ass conversation

i'm not gonna post her because some of you nikkas would probably know her and blow up the spot

also i wouldn't want to cause she's cool and nice and not the typical ig thotty :leon: said how many followers she had didn't matter :sas1: right:heh:

so it started out with me clowning and also talking some politics

then i stopped talking for not even like damn near half a day and she reinitiated the convo with "you're really cute":banderas::ahh::mjlol:

so it went on and we related even more until she was sending me the heart eyes emoji and the water droplets like she was wet:wow:

she got a fukking crazy body brehs :sadcam: thighs and ass crazy, face exotic

but

she so into social media that she was trying to find mine and shyt and asked for my ig which i told her i don't have because i'm not a thirsty simp :mindblown:

so she asked for my twitter which i also don't have because i'm not a chatty patty :dame:

so she thinks i'm lying and withholding them from her :heh: so once again i stopped the conversation


then saturday night (two days later) i hit her up to chill and asked for her number :sas2::pachaha:then she said she doesn't like giving it to strangers

i left it at that and didn't say shyt to her because once again i'm not a thirsty simp and i was lit so didn't want to fukk it up :jbhmm:

it's been two days, what should i say now?



tinder is linked to their facebooks and instagrams :dame:
Maybe she thinks you're a catfish?
 

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brehs, i lightweight need help with something

so there's this mixed instagram thotty who i matched with like a week ago and we had a long ass conversation

i'm not gonna post her because some of you nikkas would probably know her and blow up the spot

also i wouldn't want to cause she's cool and nice and not the typical ig thotty :leon: said how many followers she had didn't matter :sas1: right:heh:

so it started out with me clowning and also talking some politics

then i stopped talking for not even like damn near half a day and she reinitiated the convo with "you're really cute":banderas::ahh::mjlol:

so it went on and we related even more until she was sending me the heart eyes emoji and the water droplets like she was wet:wow:

she got a fukking crazy body brehs :sadcam: thighs and ass crazy, face exotic

but

she so into social media that she was trying to find mine and shyt and asked for my ig which i told her i don't have because i'm not a thirsty simp :mindblown:

so she asked for my twitter which i also don't have because i'm not a chatty patty :dame:

so she thinks i'm lying and withholding them from her :heh: so once again i stopped the conversation


then saturday night (two days later) i hit her up to chill and asked for her number :sas2::pachaha:then she said she doesn't like giving it to strangers

i left it at that and didn't say shyt to her because once again i'm not a thirsty simp and i was lit so didn't want to fukk it up :jbhmm:

it's been two days, what should i say now?



tinder is linked to their facebooks and instagrams :dame:

Give me her IG breh. I'll put in a good word for you.
 
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