Tinder offers $500 monthly premium subscription

[Mindfield333]

If that’s not an escort service … that’s an L

 

[Lil Bape the PostGod]

I better be getting p*ssy on demand

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Atp, it should be a live in gf/prostitute subscription service. Like OG Netflix

 

[Primetime]

We know the people paying $500 a month are the dudes not getting play convinced that they will once they pay.

Agreed. That's the hustle.

More specifically: The $500/month is for the dudes who never match with anyone attractive (or get ghosted shortly after) but have 25 pending matches they can't see yet (because they're all 5s and 6s they already swiped left on but Tinder strategically keeps them as pending).


And so dudes think: "well gee golly if i just pay a little extra i can finally see the elusive bad female that must've already swiped right on me!

And get my profile boosted to the front of the line so she sees me first!

And get a superlike so she knows that i really really like her, instead of just normally like her!

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

I better be getting p*ssy on demand

Not a feature in the $500 package - you'll have to upgrade to Gold.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

You know who they're marketing this to.

Men

 

[MicIsGod]

They better deliver a bytch a week gift wrapped to your door.

 

[Primetime]

Exactly the idea is supposedly to get off the app.

But theyre really selling the idea of you getting off on the attention of staying on the app.

The hilarious thing is Instagram long became the modern day dating app.
Your IG page is your "dating profile" and here's the kicker: you don't gotta pay any money to see, like, or DM a chick

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

Imagine paying an algorithm 500 a month and still can't get laid

Garbage ass dating era.

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

The women are really bad too nowadays like talking to a fukking board

Tinder is in this era is

There's more men than women on apps. Men are better off cold approaching at social events.

There’s an abundance of hotter women online than in real life. Let’s not cap. Most the hoes in real life are fat

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

The hilarious thing is Instagram long became the modern day dating app.
Your IG page is your "dating profile" and here's the kicker: you don't gotta pay any money to see, like, or DM a chick

I think most guys’ IGs are wack… that’s their problem

 

[Collateral]

Tinder is like, sooo 2014

 

[I Really Mean It]

does it come with guaranteed p*ssy?

 

[Apollo Creed]

If that’s not an escort service … that’s an L

exactly lmfao.

 

[Primetime]

I think most guys’ IGs are wack… that’s their problem

Absolutely. Now imagine a dude paying $500/month to boost their wack ass IG page/post to the top of a bad female's timeline, and thinking that's gonna get her to fukk him respond to his DM

That's basically what these dating apps are selling.