Tinder testing $500 / mo premium dating feature

[se1f_made]

This is all about curating and courting the rich demographic. The only ppl who’ll spend $500 a month is ppls who’s income would allow for such a purchase…ie rich professional types.

I’m bout to get my $500 on deck and try to catch a doctor chick slippin, Tinder Swindler 2.0

Matched with a Pawg pediatrician on hinge before I got wit wifey, we texted but couldn’t never get our schedules to link. Also had one of the youngest cardiologists in my iMessages but u could tell she had the brains + looks but lacked social skills

 

[8WON6]

$500 a month probably more expensive less of a guarantee than what those passport bros are spending.

 

[360dagod]

500 probably putting nikkas to the top of their zip codes with the analytics set up to the point where the private message list is looking like a new iPhone release line..

As long as the INITIAL results come in to make a nikka feel good, then in their eyes, it's mission accomplished...

Keeping it a buck, the actual excitement of getting a "dime" is enough of climatic boost that nikkas be on cloud 9 just because..

That's what the 500 is hinging on

No different than a nikka going when he showing you all the bytches he talking to, but conveniently leaving out the conversion rate lol

 

[Who Not How]

Time to go out outside yall

 

[Deafheaven]

These apps dead asf na better going outside brehs

 

[Software]

They really bout to make $500 a month off lonely desperately thirsty men

 

[-DMP-]

Nah

 

[Jazzy B.]

Ugly brehs about to fall for this thinking "looks don't matter"

 

[Street Knowledge]

Statistically speaking, most tinder matches go absolutely nowhere

 

[DamienWayne]

Got to a bar and buy 100 - 200 dollars on food and drinks on ANY woman you will hit

 

[DamienWayne]

The fact that they feel they have to do this makes me wonder if the losing profits or just being greedy

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Pay $500 a month just to talk to bots and hoes advertising their OnlyFans pages, brehs.

 

[boriquaking]

I mean, shyt, if I really wanted to be a dog i’d fly to SD and walk to Tijuana and probably get a whole ass threesome and some tacos for like $120

 

[Mowgli]

One day ull be ordering bytches with apps like this. Monthly subscription service to send the slut of your choice to the crib.

Sorry sir you've maxed your whores for the month. Would you like to upgrade

 

[Roid Jones]

This will filter out all the time wasters and leave only the serious people, #letlovewin