Tips for all the coli brehs visiting NYC

[Bryan Danielson]

Surprised they keep opening the Vessel.
The shyt closes every other month because these jackasses keep committing suicide off it.

I heard….. but we was at the Edge from like 6 till they closed.

At night time that shyt was closed, even had like 2 security guys blocking the entrance.

 

[HoldThisL]

Who cares

 

[Concerned Citizen]

1. Don’t come here.

That’s the first and last tip.

You don’t know how to swipe a metro card. Or use Omny.

You somehow can’t understand that higher street number means uptown. Lower street number means downtown.

You stand in the middle of the sidewalk looking up at buildings. Or even worse, you waddle. So when people are walking behind you trying to pass your slow goofy ass, we don’t know what the fukk you’re doing. Are you turning left or right? Here’s what you do. Turn around. Get back on the plane. And fukk off to wherever you came from.

I’m sick of all of these goddamn tourists.

Do you just want non-Coli folk visiting your city?

 

[Remote]

Do you just want non-Coli folk visiting your city?

It’s not my city.


I just work here.

 

[Jean Jacket]

I'm dropping off 200 Tenderloin hobos with full bellies of Chipotle in Time Square.

 

[In The Zone '98]

Get off Lexington Ave.

Come to the hood!

 

[K.O.N.Y]

On a serious note. Do not follow New Yorkers when we are crossing the street. A tourist almost got killed trying to follow me one time

Just watch the stop sign and wait for the little white nikka to appear

 

[boriquaking]

Surprised they keep opening the Vessel.
The shyt closes every other month because these jackasses keep committing suicide off it.

No its closed for good

 

[drederick tatum]

Complain about tourists in a city known for being a tourist attraction, bruh

 

[MajesticLion]

These threads are always winners


I have to say though, the Miami version was pretty good in itself, well played

 

[Cave Savage]

Tourists have stepped their game up. The ones that are more in touch venture way past the usual Midtown tourist shyt these days

 

[Zime]

Flights to NYC seem to be cheap
$500 round trip flights for a 7 hour flight

 

[Remote]

Flights to NYC seem to be cheap
$500 round trip flights for a 7 hour flight

Stay home. Save that $500.
Buy a fan and iced tea. You’ll be happier.

 

[3rdWorld]

Them tourist dollars keep your city afloat..without them youd become like touristless Baltimore sooner rather than later.

Was last in NYC sometime in the mid 2000s..it was still overcrowded everywhere back then,,and the sight of too many people can make you queasy.

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

1. Don’t come here.

That’s the first and last tip.

You don’t know how to swipe a metro card. Or use Omny.

You somehow can’t understand that higher street number means uptown. Lower street number means downtown.

You stand in the middle of the sidewalk looking up at buildings. Or even worse, you waddle. So when people are walking behind you trying to pass your slow goofy ass, we don’t know what the fukk you’re doing. Are you turning left or right? Here’s what you do. Turn around. Get back on the plane. And fukk off to wherever you came from.

I’m sick of all of these goddamn tourists.

These are the same coli cats that make anti-nyc threads