Tips on smack talking during sex
- Thread starter Marco Zen
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shyt was so good the other day a fart slipped out when i wasI HATE talking, If I could I would be completely Quiet...
Nah, I'm lying...I be throwing out hella "SHYTS" and "Damns!" Cause the pwussy be so good...
Besides expressing how good it is iml could do without.
in there but it felt too good to stop. i know she heard it too cos it was one of those low rpm motorboat farts, like ripping a wet bedsheet in half
When you feel/hear her about to nut look her dead in the eyes and tell her āIām wanna fukk you in halfā¦ā and watch how wet that p*ssy getā¦
*disclaimer*
Iām being full of shyt. Please do NOT tell her that you want to fukk her in half/inside out unless you want a temporary restraining order and your PS5 held hostage at her apartment until you get a police escort
Iām being full of shyt. Please do NOT tell her that you want to fukk her in half/inside out unless you want a temporary restraining order and your PS5 held hostage at her apartment until you get a police escort
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Jesus H. Christ
I died for your sins
"bytch I'll kill you" 
I see why a lot of brehs literally talk themselves out the coochie
I see why a lot of brehs literally talk themselves out the coochie
Dangerous game
Eternally Jaded
Superstar
Nah, I doubt he ever played in those waters, its just hard to ignore a 5Ā¹Ā¹ woman with 55 inch hips n a 36ish waistline with the yam poke of about nine inches from the small of her back, even in a loose flowing dress.Dangerous game
She was extremely warm and pleasant the one time I saw her, and very dignified with a motherly aura. She was also like 60ish at the time.
She can't help what she's been built like her whole life.
My boy pointed out two of her sisters who were also members of the church and they're built similarly.
They got it from they mother Or someone in the family tree.
Bruh!
No respect for self and your community leaders?
Black Mamba
Superstar
"bytch ill kill you"
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA 
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Clayton Endicott
Superstar
I don't talk much. I'm methodical. My goal is to turn that ass out 
Cat piss martini
Veteran
Hit em with this on mute
as i tear into the coochie
like a t-bone steak.
((ReFleXioN)) EteRNaL
Hussle & Motivate
Woman always ask me how I'm liking it during head cause I'm usually dead silent. They said they're not used to that. Are men out here moaning while getting head 
I don't say much during sex either cause it comes off forced and awkward. If it gets super passionate I'll whisper in their ear that the p*ssy feels good. That's really all you need. One time I was smashing this chic and she kept saying "you like that p*ssy huh"...over and over. shyt was super cringey.
Her: "you like that p*ssy?"
Me:
Her: "you like that p*ssy huh"
Me:
Her: "tell me you like that p*ssy baby"
Me: "I like that p*ssy"
bytch if I'm hard then I'm liking it. It's that simple. Our dikks are the literal measuring stick for how much we're enjoying ourselves.
I don't say much during sex either cause it comes off forced and awkward. If it gets super passionate I'll whisper in their ear that the p*ssy feels good. That's really all you need. One time I was smashing this chic and she kept saying "you like that p*ssy huh"...over and over. shyt was super cringey.
Her: "you like that p*ssy?"
Me:
Her: "you like that p*ssy huh"
Me:
Her: "tell me you like that p*ssy baby"
Me: "I like that p*ssy"
bytch if I'm hard then I'm liking it. It's that simple. Our dikks are the literal measuring stick for how much we're enjoying ourselves.
xXOGLEGENDXx
Veteran
Never understood why people wanna speak
Just stfu and listen to the heavenly sounds of her cheeks clapping and her screaming for God like a deacon
Just stfu and listen to the heavenly sounds of her cheeks clapping and her screaming for God like a deacon
I tried dirty talking and ended up stuttering. 
Nothing worse than trying to say something sexy and having to "um" and "ur-uh" like I'm Jeff Golblum
Nothing worse than trying to say something sexy and having to "um" and "ur-uh" like I'm Jeff Golblum