TLR I Need To Confess & Apologize To All Of You For My Sins Onto Ya'll!!

Prince.Skeletor

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Listen man...
I want to apologize...

Listen man, it's my fault, it's all my fault.
All the local public bathrooms in your cities, the cold toilet seats is my fault.
Even choosing specific toilet one-plys where it keeps falling down if you lay it on the seat so you don't sit directly on it.

Truth is it was never my intention to give fellow Coli members such a cold discomfort, so I want to formally apologize for all the cold toilet seats around the country.

But that's not all.... periods.
Also my fault, women getting periods, that fault is mine too.
I want you all to know it wasn't on purpose though, I was just experimenting after hearing an eminem song where he said "Guess who's back, back again", while I was riding a bike and a another girl was riding a bike and almost hit mine.
So I thought of something bloody funny that would come back, back again, and that she should be riding a different cycle, like... a menstrual cycle.

So I apologize for that too.
These two things were not my intention, but it happened and it's all my fault!!!!

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