TLR Simpathon 2014

[no.]

I will lay down my blade, men's steel
do not tear virgin's flesh.
Forgiveness is a blessing thou give,
yet forever, you're now cursed
with being a bytch ass nikka

my man I'm too ignorant to know who tf you posted, some dusty irrelevant ass name might as well have named KRS-one

I have the god given talent to rhyme, I don't know the fancy technical terms that you paying for in your degree

if you wanna poetic beef let's talk, just lemme know if you wanna rubber or if I should go raw? pause

Oh god, you guys doing troll poems now? The temptation is so great I could even... I can't write for shyt in English though

 

[ScoopNScore]

I was about to write something, but too many shots been fired in this thread. maybe next time

Oh god, you guys doing troll poems now? The temptation is so great I could even... I can't write for shyt in English though

 

[no.]

I was about to write something, but too many shots been fired in this thread. maybe next time

Writing in verse is different though I'll give it a go anyway but my metric is shyt. I can't figure out how to count english syllables Ahem...

~Dedicated To A Random Simp

~

shytty verses and thirsty throats

white knights and simping GOATs

fat asses and love poems

girls all his ninety nine problems

on his tongue like @KOOL-AID

but online can't get laid

and on his mentions the hate

from bitter posters too salty

don't let him holla at shawty

trying to extirpate the simps

fancy themselves the pimps

too cool for keyboard flings

they call him lame

but it's his game

he'll fulfill his fate

rise as the leader

like a highlander

there can only be one

no more females gone

this is his harem

he's sultan of dapping

got the turban of e-stalking

the ladies love this, dude

give him pos rep and the nudes

Oh god, I can't write in English Told you

 

[TheDragon23]

Yall cant match my literary abilities :kobelol:

Roses is red
Violets is blue
A nikka tryna get head
Wut dat mouf do

@Marty Kaan

 

[krackdagawd]

I'm trying to give @DarlingNikki a baby and no one can stop me

 

[ScoopNScore]

Writing in verse is different though I'll give it a go anyway but my metric is shyt. I can't figure out how to count english syllables Ahem...




Oh god, I can't write in English Told you

I've seen worse, even from cats whose first language is English!

 

[no.]

I've seen worse, even from cat whose first language is English!

Psh. It's like trying to tie my shoes underwater. Feels unnatural.

 

[DarlingNikki]

I'm trying to give @DarlingNikki a baby and no one can stop me

I've been waiting.

 

[Nintendough]

foh old timer, your simp reign ended a while back

Young grasshopper, you still have much to learn.

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

Yall cant match my literary abilities :kobelol:

this one has been my favorite since it's origin

 

[Fefe]

Nikkas think I'm malcolm
Just goes to show I'm welcomed
The kid started off kinda rocky, call her kid Rocky
Now da kid's a contender, call her aDAP rocky
Now da kid talking in third person call her Kemet rocky

I came into the simp game wit no credentials
Now I got a whole bench of potentials
I got @BocaRear, I got @charmander, I got @DarlingNikki
They got me and we got we
shyt, I could start a harem
Put all deez SIMPs in check like "ooh got 'em"

 

[Desirous]

@Desirous

I'm not tryna talk (no)
I'm not tryna walk (just)
Lift me out the club
Lift me out the cluuuuuuuuuuub
:theweeknd:

that's your poem?

 

[BocaRear]

I will lay down my blade, men's steel
do not tear virgin's flesh.
Forgiveness is a blessing thou give,
yet forever, you're now cursed
with being a bytch ass nikka

I'mma hit you with a neg, for this war you're unprepared,
I'm raw with it, you're food to me, I'll burn up your all of degrees,
Add your name to the list of posters I've destroyed,
@Clean Cut, @Poitier, by now you should have known,
Boca's like Vicky mixed with Nicki, Posters minaj to copy me,
They can't do me Justice.
So they just sit on the sidelines and just watch us,
See,
When you're in class, I'm the one that's talking to your girl,
She tells me you don't have time for her, that you're too busy working,
I tell it's "it's okay gurl," and that "nobody's perfect",
And I offer her advice and she re-evaluates her life,
And comes to the conclusion that "damn, BocaRear was right".
Now she leaves that demonic lifestyle and marries a good man,
Who tucks her in every night and reads to her when he can,
And you're sitting in your dormitory, heartbroken and alone,
You're feeling sad and you start scrolling down your phone,
You dial up @BocaRear and apologise for your crimes,
I come thru your house and start sonning you like your mine,
First I hit you with a dap and you begin to crack a smile,
Then I hit the dap button twice and ,in a second, you lose your style,
Then I take away your rep & I've robbed you of your swag,
Then I hit @cook who takes away any integrity that you had,

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-2014-simp-a-thon.205026/

A better poster already made this thread kid :sigh:

there's nobody better than me

 

[Grams]

that's your poem?

If you want a better one I got you just hold onnnnn

 

[Grams]

@Desirous

Somebody told me it pointless for me to come back, into this thread
Every time I see your screename I say "finally, I can see her pretty head"

I see fear in your eyes
You don't wanna take this ride
But once you land in NY
You're miiiiiine

It's been exactly 9 hours since you last responded to me
I've been living all alone, but I want you now G. just see

Girl I knooooowwww, I'll leave you satisfied
Leave your p*ssy the opposite of dry
And once you land in NY
You're miiiiiine

And you will never feel so pretty
And you will never feel this beautiful
When you make it here
Oh when you make it here

There are certain things that I've come to understand
Ahhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhh
Expectation can kill a simple man, simple wo-man
Wooooaahhhh

I tried to the master the skill
Of those online simps
But only so much can keep a woman thrilled

It's times like this that I say to your face
"Toronto is a cold cold place, cold place"

But atleeeeeeeeast, you have me to rely
Even if for a short time
And once you land in NY
You're miiiiiine

And you will never feel so pretty
And you will never feel this beautiful
When you make it here
Oh when you make it here

And @malcolmxxx_45 can't make you feel this pretty
And @malcolmxxx_45 won't make you feel this beautiful
When you make it here
Oh when you make it here




And you will never feel so pretty (pretty)
And you will never feel this beautiful (beautiful beautifullllll)
When you make it here (When you make it heeeeeere)
Oh when you make it here (When you make it here)

And who can make you feel this pretty?
And who can make you feel this beautiful?
(Grams Grands Gucci)
When you make it here
Oh when you make it here