To the longtimers: What was SOHH like Pre-coli?

[Hawaiian Punch]

Always a site near and dear to my heart. Got my third piece of net buns off there. Even got to spend time out in DC. Young nikka are well off of that site and IC.

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

Victorian Thug was the Goat alias.
dude was a genius.

Best alias ever. nikka would drop game on thy wench heathens

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

victorian thug was the goat

Dullard, grab thine big pencil and large-lined paper and practice thine letters and numbers while adults converse...

Thou hath woefully and most mistakenly assumed thine opinion is of worth...

If thou art truly upset then take action...rate mine thread one star...t'will bother me naught for the lord hath rated thine life one star...

 

[Fresh]

back in the 2000s more upbeat, positive, every other thread about Jay-Z and Nas battles


oh and the celebrity aliases and aliases of other posters were classic




I do regret never going to SOHH's version of JBO tho

 

[YoungMoneyCashMoneyBoy]

Every subforum on SOHH was comedy central. The mods were quick with the ban hammer tho.

Thecoli is more gossipy and has more heated, nonsensical arguments.

 

[shutterguy]

Jigga2k was the homie

Whoisanita - gave me the Carmel eyes vibe. We were supposed to meet up. She use to send me mad pics , still got em.

Me and Rukus had a rap beef lol, I dissed him over the stillmatic beat lol

Had the board going nuts.

SOHH - got me more onboard with a lot of new underground hip hop artists that I never knew. My music collection grew from that. Forum provided years of entertainment, some days I would be at my desk in tears just reading and participating in threads of sheer fukkery. If only they would have archived the threads, I know the Wayback site has a few but sheer classics was made on that site.

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

More Victorian thug

this weekend past I was at a local eatery with a female acquaintance of mine indulging in flavorful repaste...She was quite a comely wench possessing both supple thighs and bossom. After satiating my hunger for food, I invited her back to mine humble dwelling to satiate mine hunger for other things. To mine shock and amazement she refused. "VictorianThug" she said, "Thou art indeed a fine if not the finest of men. Merely gazing upon thee and thine glorious majesty and gentlemanly demeanor doth surely make mine thighs slick with lust, but Nay! I must refuse thine advances for thou hath women plenty! If I can not be thine sole woman, I cannot be with thee..." Upon hearing this an anger arose in me and in my passionate mindstate I flung the hot tea, of which I was sipping, on her lovely face causing her to shriek in both pain and terror. I hastely made mine exit from the eatery while the wench wailed for me to come back. That night I bedded two comely wenches of little to no virtue but found mine mind not able to focus on their estacy filled moans or lustuous embraces. I could naught stop wondering what dire fate hath befallen the wench due to mine violent outburst. The next day I recieved word that the wench was in a physicians care and hath recieved third degree burns across her face. I found mineself compelled to visit the wench...upon entering her room and glancing upon her now disfigured face I found mine stomach growing ill for she half her face was now horrible with scars. Being the noble gentleman I art, I was suddenly overcome with the need to aplogize for mine assault. Just as the woeful and apologetic words began to emerge from mine mouth, the wench said "Nay! Do not apologize to me good sir. For it is I who art sorry. I should naught have refused the lustuous advances of one such as thee. Thou art a GREAT MAN VictorianThug and I art a fool for not succumbing to thine passion. For this, I art sorry and full of woe and regret...If thou see it fit, I still want to bed thee after mine recovery. I would surely be honored to be one of thine wenches fair and true..." While the injured wenches outburst was both heartfelt and sincere I was forced to turn her advances down. "Good wench" said I, "Thou hath truly proved thineself to be of impeccable spirit and taste in men, but; I must refuse thine advances for now thou art scarred and t'would be most unbecoming if I bed a wench whose face was maligned such as thine. Fear not though for even if thou may not bed me thou may still bear those scars I hath given thee with honor. They shall be a badge of honor for thee." To mine words the wench smiled and thanked me for mine most gentlemanly gift and mine visit to her. She assured me that if ever I change mine mind and wish to bed her, she would be more than eager to please me with her mouth or vagina. "If thou cannot bear to gaze upon mine face will thou make sweet love to me, then I shall bend over to thee and relieve thee of thine eyes of the burden..." the now humble wench said. I gave her mine heartfelt good bye and exited her room feeling mine honor and elegance renewed! but, in the back of mine mind, I cannot help but ponder t'was I wrong for what I did? I usually regard thou and thine denizens as under me and thine opinions worthless, but on this fateful day I art humbled and ask what doth thou think...

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

More Victorian thug

where are you pulling these gems from?
i have never seen this one.

 

[General Mills]

Anyone remember that VerbsNotNice thread where dude poetically described getting his salad tossed with his legs in the air? Breh said he was cooing like a baby and had the burner on the nightstand...just in case those boys ran through.

He said his legs was in the air like some Lambo doors



SOHH was the shyt I lurked for over 5 years because they would not approve my account. Finally joined and jumped into fukkery


There was so many expousals. So much random fukkery. All the classic threads. They are gone I wish they could have been saved


So many generals did not make the move over to The Coli. But some did. @Mowgli @Orbital-Fetus @skeetsinternal etc


I was shook at first when I started posting. If you said the wrong thing to the wrong poster at the minimum your rep would be bloody as fukk

At the max you would be exposed

 

[Tommy Fits]

The board would always crash during big games, wrestling ppv's, and during certain television shows. But the community was amazing, it made that place. I don't think it ever fully rebounded after they got hacked by *****. But after that everything changed, the mods got much more uptight, I never had any problems with them but it was a ongoing issue. But at it's peak the community here does not touch how good sohh was.

 

[2stainz]

shyt was the goat era, there will never be another like it

 

[$lim]

More Victorian thug

early 2000s aliases i used to be in tears laughing. you could sign up as anything.

the most random shyt

Ghost of Anne Jones, Guy on the couch, Typical Nas Stan, Typical NY Poster,

i used to lurk under the name Mr Inexorable then later on $lim

shyt i was like 18 or 19


the Nas hate on their was funny as shyt

 

[Taadow]

I still talk to my first SOHH crush, donnabrasco.

Ayo, if you still talk to Donna then tell her Taadow said "SUUUUUU" out dis muffucca.
She was squizzaud. I still think of her errtime I watch see some Jay & Silent Bob ish...

This is what I miss.

nikkaz ruin every thread here.

"Keep It hip-hop, fams" should be a shirt.
It should have that on the front, and have the green silhouette dude with the mic on the shoulder...

 

[brickfare]

Jigga2k was the homie

Whoisanita - gave me the Carmel eyes vibe. We were supposed to meet up. She use to send me mad pics , still got em.

Me and Rukus had a rap beef lol, I dissed him over the stillmatic beat lol

I'm cool with jigga2k in real life, hilarious because we kinda ebeefed back in the sohh days

but yeah, the aliases

CarmelEyes fiasco

absentee/shytty mods, lololol (rip femme)

some good people though, seemed to be concentrated in the DMV, cats like NahLaterz, TBG, fuzzybyskitz music_fiend

wonder what ever happened to ammunitionVX with the gazebo and Mitsubishi Galant

 

[Perfectson]

I'm cool with jigga2k in real life, hilarious because we kinda ebeefed back in the sohh days

but yeah, the aliases

CarmelEyes fiasco

absentee/shytty mods, lololol (rip femme)

some good people though, seemed to be concentrated in the DMV, cats like NahLaterz, TBG, fuzzybyskitz music_fiend

wonder what ever happened to ammunitionVX with the gazebo and Mitsubishi Galant

lol@mitsubishi galant

yeah the DMV was thick. when personal shyt got aired the board was like sharks in bloody water.


jigga and i shared an alias, can't remember which one lol....troll game was heavy.