It really is a bytch. 
Last night I met two female guests at an event for work (I work at a hotel). One of them liked me and wanted to come home with me. The other one and her BF both wanted to come along so we brought them with us.
Of course I ended up having sex with the one who liked me, but like 10 minutes into it she tells me that her friend wants some too. Her BF was in the bathroom so she went and got her friend. Me and her friend fukked while her BF was in the bathroom being distracted by the first girl. Dumbass didn't notice anything.
Well, today on my way to work I was sitting at a light. All of a sudden a taxi driver rear ends me. My brand new car ends up like this...
Turns out the taxi driver hit me because someone else hit him and drove off. Until the cops find who hit him, he can't pay for anything which means I have to wait for a few months before my car gets repaired.
Do dirt, brehs.
Last night I met two female guests at an event for work (I work at a hotel). One of them liked me and wanted to come home with me. The other one and her BF both wanted to come along so we brought them with us.
Of course I ended up having sex with the one who liked me, but like 10 minutes into it she tells me that her friend wants some too. Her BF was in the bathroom so she went and got her friend. Me and her friend fukked while her BF was in the bathroom being distracted by the first girl. Dumbass didn't notice anything.
Well, today on my way to work I was sitting at a light. All of a sudden a taxi driver rear ends me. My brand new car ends up like this...
Turns out the taxi driver hit me because someone else hit him and drove off. Until the cops find who hit him, he can't pay for anything which means I have to wait for a few months before my car gets repaired.
Do dirt, brehs.
can't escape it, what goes around comes around
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