Today I Got My Wake-up Call :flabbynsick:

[Oatmeal]

Spoiler

This was me last year, and don’t get it confused I’ll still give all you nikkas buckets

Glass!

 

[Hoodoo Child]

went to play ball and I couldn’t keep up with the younger dudes. I got up high smacked boards. And now I can’t walk

I’m officially retiring my jersey, it’s a wrap


Be at age 22 brehs

Making our age group look BAD

 

[GPBear]

You might as well start learning the old man game.

Back down from the free throw line all the way to the restricted area for lay-up after turnaround lay-up on some kid 100 pounds lighter than you

Never jump higher than 6" inches off the ground

If you feel the need to add a little style, throw in a baby hook shot. That'll show 'em

Make sure to emphatically slap the ball and yell "MINE" while swinging your elbows around wildly every time you get a rebound.

Bonus points for wearing a headband or goggles to the court

Damn dude... I’m 36, but I was done 2 years ago when all these kids expected during pick up games I get the boards and set picks so they can steph curry from 50 feet

Breh you're forgetting the most important part of the old man system.

When the young kids start talking shyt, you elbow them in the solar plexus and remind them who's boss to re-assert your dominance

 

[Kwabena]

Nikkas getting the flattop in their early 20s

 

[Brolic Scholar]

Be gobbich at 22 brehs.

 

[Lord_nikon]

I hate milk from cows. I only drink coconut and almond milk

Let me correct your smiley,,,, ,,, I think to much almond milk increases Estrogen levels also....

do a google search

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

You really not flabbynsick till like your 40s, shyt I'd say 50s.

Take care of yourself before it's too late. I'm 28 and

I'm trying to lose all this weight. Drink more water. Eat healthy. Etc. Bout to change this