Told my girl I don't follow Christianity last night.

[Marco Zen]

Why would you even get married? Seriously, think about the pros and cons and the cons greatly outweigh the pros

Marriage is an automatic L if you're a male

Life is overrated brehs

 

[Mr. Negative]

Now she wants me to meet with her pastor. She said her pastor won't marry us if I don't accept god and his son Jesus as my savior . I didn't know we were getting married.

She going to flip cause I'm not talking to her pastor.

time to cut it off now.

 

[DaRealness]

If this ain't then you've obviously had a very lucky escape. I'd advise you to run and not look back.

 

[semtex]

Black women

 

[Fatboi1]

I couldn't deal with some overly religious chick like that. I had a chick talking to me one time stay bringing up Jesus. I'm like .

 

[Suge Knight]

I say keep living that life.

Id say 99.5% of these religious people are the biggest hypocrites.

Id hit that pastor with the

And your girl with the

 

[Sugar]

hit that bytch with the devil horns and keep it moving

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Now she wants me to meet with her pastor. She said her pastor won't marry us if I don't accept god and his son Jesus as my savior . I didn't know we were getting married.

She going to flip cause I'm not talking to her pastor.

This is very serious. Do you believe in God, friend?

 

[Mr. Somebody]

I say keep living that life.

Id say 99.5% of these religious people are the biggest hypocrites.

Id hit that pastor with the

And your girl with the

Then God hits you with the

 

[Peter Parker]

Man I remember when I finally had to tell my moms I didnt want to go to church and that I didnt really care for Christianity, my god the way she bugged out on me

She apologized later and said that she wasnt gonna make me go, but man for that hour, for that solid fukking hour, I was so

 

[Batman]

I once told mom I was an atheist when I was in a teenage phase of rebellion.

She looked at me like I was Satan's spawn.

 

[Greenstrings]

Then God hits you with the

Pretty sure god doesn't kill people for not believing.

 

[posterchild336]

Now she wants me to meet with her pastor. She said her pastor won't marry us if I don't accept god and his son Jesus as my savior . I didn't know we were getting married.

She going to flip cause I'm not talking to her pastor.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Pretty sure god doesn't kill people for not believing.

He flattens, crushes or makes Humble though. Dont test the Almighty because the failure rate friend, is high like hard tests.

 

[Greenstrings]

He flattens, crushes or makes Humble though. Dont test the Almighty because the failure rate friend, is high like the closet galaxy.

There's plenty people that lived and died happily whilst not believing. Where was all the flattening, crushing and humbling then? Plenty of people believed with utmost sincerity and got the flattening, crushing and humbling.

Ain't about testing anything just saying what I see.