JudgeJoeForilla
Richest Broke Ni99a You'll Never Meet
I was at the grocery store a couple of weeks ago and embellished a little bit while talking to this ugly bytch who was running the register... Long story short this person was trying to act high maintenance and I was just trying to ease my way into an easy nut so I told her I made 50 k as a boiler operator in a power plant and she bought it, so she gives me her number and everything is fine up until a couple days after texting her she's telling me about how she's really enjoying our "relationship" and how she wants to make it official. At this point I'm weirded out and I just tell her to slow the fukk down and how we JUST met I wasn't looking for anything serious when I initially approached her, then she proceeded to calling me a dog this that and all this extra shyt simply cause I approached her trying to hit. 
Do I have simp written on my forehead? It's like as soon as I said I made 50k after she asked what I did for a living she automatically thought I was going to make her my girlfriend and buy her all kinds of gifts like some kind of captain save em ass dude.
So fast forward to today and I'm receiving PHONE CALLS from angry chicks telling me how I did her girl wrong and how their going to tell their friends to tell their friends not to fukk with me. Mind you I work at the LOCAL WALMART right now... Breh If this bytch ever rolls through and see's me I'm done it's over. I'm already not the best looking nikka but the fact that I lied about making 50 k a year just to get some ass is going to bury me into the dirt.
So what should I do, should I quit my job because the walmart I work at is the one almost EVERYONE in town goes to. If this shyt takes off I could potentially never in my entire life get p*ssy again as long as i live in this city. I don't understand dudes lie all the time trying to get some ass and I just run into the wrong woman and all this is going down.
Do I have simp written on my forehead? It's like as soon as I said I made 50k after she asked what I did for a living she automatically thought I was going to make her my girlfriend and buy her all kinds of gifts like some kind of captain save em ass dude.So fast forward to today and I'm receiving PHONE CALLS from angry chicks telling me how I did her girl wrong and how their going to tell their friends to tell their friends not to fukk with me. Mind you I work at the LOCAL WALMART right now... Breh If this bytch ever rolls through and see's me I'm done it's over. I'm already not the best looking nikka but the fact that I lied about making 50 k a year just to get some ass is going to bury me into the dirt.
So what should I do, should I quit my job because the walmart I work at is the one almost EVERYONE in town goes to. If this shyt takes off I could potentially never in my entire life get p*ssy again as long as i live in this city. I don't understand dudes lie all the time trying to get some ass and I just run into the wrong woman and all this is going down.
fukk the ugly bytch and fukk what her friends and anybody else have to say. Get your paper and KIM
when you see her at walmart?