1) ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM!!!! NO EXCEPTIONS, EVER!!!!
2) NEVER, and I mean NEVER...date a single mother.
3) "Three Strikes and You're Out".
If she hasn't put out in the first three dates, DUMP THAT bytch!
4) Never spend more than $40 on a date.
If she pays, all the better.
5) Eat before you go out on a date.
The rationale is that a woman normally wouldn't be caught dead eating more than her date. This results in a lowering of the overall cost of the date.
6) If she stops putting out, DROP THAT bytch!!!
7) No Compromises
(A few years ago, Tom did a topic on not compromising with chicks. I was so moved by his eloquent rationale, that I personally added it to 101).
Chicks feel as if they can come into a relationship and change the things they don't like about you. For example, you have plasma with HD and you like to watch football all day on Sundays. She feels that just you "love her," that you’re going to all of a sudden stop watching football and devote your time her. Bullshyt. If she can't accept the like to watch football on Sunday. DUMP THAT bytch!!! The most you have to compromise with somebody, the more likely you shouldn't be with that person. (Tom never added this particular tenet; however, he did a show topic on not compromising and I personally added this to the list).
8) You Must Have Her Attention
If your date continually picks up her cell phone during the date, silently get up and drive off without them. This is a blatant sign of a lack of respect on her part and allowing her to text and talk to other people, (she's probably making arrangements for a smash session with her jump off), sets a VERY BAD PRECEDENT! If you don't correct bad behavior here, then her behavior will progressively get worse and worse. Stop it before it starts. If she can't pay attention to you, then she can pay for the meal.
9) Never Buy A Woman A Drink.
It's just another way of a woman getting something she wants for free, while the man thinks she's interested in him. Chicks are more than willing to eat, drink, and have a night out on the town on your dime.
10) Women, You Have No Male Friends.
Every male you call a "friend", wants to bang the living fukk out of you. If you don't believe me, as a test tell any one of your male friends that you want to sleep with them and see if they turn you down.
11) Never pick up your phone Friday through Sunday. Screen all of your phone calls.
Rationale is this, you want to give the perception that you're a "happening guy", that's constantly in the mix. If she can reach you on the weekend, it gives the impression that you don't have shyt going with your life. Besides, the weekend is prime time to be out trying to add chicks to the rotation.
12) Don’t Live In With Her
Most dudes live with women to cut expenses and to have a steady source of sex. However when you do this, you lose freedom, and sometimes peace of mind. You should only live with a chick if you’re engaged to her. If the relationship goes bad, you have to part with your furniture and maybe your apartment. This is can be avoided if you maintain your own residence. If you need roommates, consider responsible relatives or friends.
13) Women are attention whores and will do almost anything to get it.
So keep that in mind when you see some woman dressed to kill.
14) Stay away from women who say, "All my friends are guys".
This is trouble and should be avoided at all costs. See 13.
15) No cuddling after sex. Kick her ass out in time for Sportscenter.
This maneuver keeps the relationship in its proper perspective. If you have an ongoing sexual relationship with a chick, sooner or later she's going to think that you're her man. By doing "smash and dash," and keeping affection to a bare minimum she'll have no reason to think that she's something other than an instrument of carnal pleasure.
16) Do not get married until you are at least 25 years of age.
17) Become Unavailable From Thanksgiving Day to the New Year.
Again, this keeps the relationship in perspective. If you're hanging out with during Christmas time,) She's going to think she's headed towards or are in a relationship Why wouldn't she? More than likely during this time, the two of you will hanging out with her friends and relatives and questions will pop up about the dynamics of your relationship with this chick. This rationale also applies to her birthday and Valentine's Day.
18) Get in touch with your "inner A-hole".
Women are drawn to a$$holes and if you're a nice guy, you won't get laid. She'll categorize you as her "friend".
19) Men, the reason why you are friends with a woman (with the exception of having a past relationship with her), is that she doesn't find you
attractive. The truth hurts, move on.
20) Never have coffee or lunch with a woman unless you want to be "friends".
Women have dinner with the men that they bang, not lunch or coffee.
21) Pick out the women with the lowest self-esteem, the lower the better. Beautiful women normally have a very low self-esteem.
I don't necessarily agree with this because chicks with LSE are also emotionally needy and make too many demands on your time.
22) Be Confident
Men, the more confidence you show, the better chances you have of getting the girl. Women intuitively sense a man of lower value a mile away and they're also in tune with your confidence level. Women are attracted to confidence and it lets the female in question know that you're able to protect them.
23)Be Consistent
Don't do anything in the beginning of the relationship you wouldn't do later in the relationship. Again, it's all about setting the proper precedents. There are a lot of things wrong with women; however, one of them isn't the expectation for you to remain consistent in your behavior towards her.
24)Don't Say "I Love You"
Especially don't do it to get in her pants. The consequences are many and lying to her about your feelings will only lead to acrimony, bitterness and hostility between the two of you.
25) Never Hold A Woman's Purse.
It’s a sign of emasculation and effeminization.
26)No Male Friends
If your girlfriend is spending a lot of time with a "friend", of the opposite sex, DROP THAT bytch