Tomb Raider 3/18 (Offical Thread) *Trailer Added*

[42 Monks]

First tomb raider games are awful lol.

but but but but the puzzle solving and the two pistols the story in the new games was awful



i know people that couldn't kill the fukking tiger from the tomb raider demo disk and the only code they cracked was the one to get her top off by spinning in circles after hopping off the diving board in that pyramid people need to just watch a fukking porno if thats what they want

i'm trying to see this ex machina girl get her ass beat then come out the blood creek like predator

 

[Primetime]

We got another Gal Gadot/Wonder Woman too skinny situation except Vikander can actually act.

#bigbreastshaming

 

[joeychizzle]

she's a good actor and can pull this off, but where the thick legs and bazooka tittymeats tomb raider is famous for?
if feminist hoes had their way amy fukking schumer would be playing tomb raider :whatmoney:

 

[QuintessentialMan]

at hollywood.

Whats with all this non curvyness.

Im still not over Wonder Woman NOT being a bodacious amazonian, now they have come for Lara Croft. This girl better be able to act her socks off to make up for it, will watch ex machina tonight.....

 

[Sterling Archer]

That bytch don't look nothing like Lara Croft.

Like Angelina Jolie did?
Any brunette white bihh that can do a cartwheel looks like Lara. Knock it tf off.

 

[OJ Simpsom]

Like Angelina Jolie did?
Any brunette white bihh that can do a cartwheel looks like Lara. Knock it tf off.

Jolie looked just like Lara Croft. FOH and quit smoking crack .

 

[BXKingPin82]

Need that OG Playstation L.Crizoft

 

[Sterling Archer]

Jolie looked just like Lara Croft. FOH and quit smoking crack .

You in here talking about hips, legs and thickness then talk about Jolie like that bytch has any of that.
Not even at her thickest would she be considered remotely thick. Stahp it.

 

[Sterling Archer]

Need that OG Playstation L.Crizoft

and nikkas in here talking about "Bu-bu-bu she dont look nothing like her" and her face had like 3 pixels.

 

[Lannister]

Just what we needed, another Tomb Raider film.

You act like there have been a whole legion of them.

There were only 2 and the last one was released 13 years ago.

 

[Roid Jones]

I can see it

 

[Big Blue]

and nikkas in here talking about "Bu-bu-bu she dont look nothing like her" and her face had like 3 pixels.

Yeah, because there has never been artwork conveying her likeness. She's way too plain. Not even saying that she needs to have swimsuit model measurable, but I don't find her attractive at all.

 

[OJ Simpsom]

You in here talking about hips, legs and thickness then talk about Jolie like that bytch has any of that.
Not even at her thickest would she be considered remotely thick. Stahp it.

She still looked more like Lara.
Why are you nerds so obsessed with my post though? This is a reboot of a fukking video game movie. Who tf cares. That girl was a bad chose. Keep it moving.

 

[Won Won]

Bu..bu..but where are my short-shorts and big triangle titties?!?!

fukking feminazis strike again!!

Spoiler

 

[George's Dilemma]

You act like there have been a whole legion of them.

There were only 2 and the last one was released 13 years ago.

Those were 2 too many and still fresh in my memory. Video game movies