TONY KHAN STINKS! (TEXAS DEBOES AEW FOR ALL IN ATTENDANCE FLOP; DYNAMITE PLUMMETS TO A PATHETIC 321K; DYNAMITE NO MILLION WATCH: 960 DAYS/137 WEEKS)

[Brad Piff]

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

AEW is more pre Hogan TNA(TNALULZ Era) than dying WCW. Good yet goofy flippy stuff with piss poor stories sprinkled on top.

• MCMG=Bucks
• Beer Money= FTR
• Styles=Omega
• Christian=Christian
  
• Hogan=Jerikkko
• Awesome Kong= Big Swole
  
• Velvet Sky= DMD
• Austin Aries= MJF

Wrestling is a mofo

 

[OneDeep]

• Generation Me=Bucks
• Beer Money= FTR
• Styles=Omega
• Christian=Christian
  
• Hogan=Jerikkko
• Awesome Kong= Big Swole
  
• Velvet Sky=Skye Blue
• Austin Aries= MJF

Wrestling is a mofo

Fixed

 

[CEO of Morgan Industries]

Pure blood you say

Spoiler

Hideous. Every one of these conservative women look like Skeletor.

 

[Brad Piff]

Weren’t Bryan and Swerve in this so called “sports based” tournament? The fukk happened?

 

[Brad Piff]

 

[85 East]

Jericho’s wife has taken her Twitter off private.. some interesting stuff.

https://twitter.com/jessica22035107?s=21

My dikk would shrivel up and crawl inside of my stomach if I was married to this woman.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

“Hey Dabo the wrestling guys are here, they want to give you a belt”



“Yeah it’s Shad Khans son”

 

[85 East]

Pure blood you say

Spoiler

Bet she wipes back to front and brags her shyt don't stank.

Type to lather herself in peanut butter as soon as Chris heads out, then call the dog into her room

Shower once a week and still forget to wash her legs and feet type

5th grade drop-out

Butt chugging Jack Daniel's while finger blasting herself to old Kid Rock videos

 

[Pull Up the Roots]

 

[Brad Piff]

 

[prophecypro]

Goofs around in the scrum and has Toni put her hat and sunglasses on him when being asked a serious question

 

[Bugzbunny129]

Bet she wipes back to front and brags her shyt don't stank.

Type to lather herself in peanut butter as soon as Chris heads out, then call the dog into her room

Shower once a week and still forget to wash her legs and feet type

5th grade drop-out

Butt chugging Jack Daniel's while finger blasting herself to old Kid Rock videos

Jesus bro relax

Lmao. This why i dont come in here. fukking wrestling fans and their weird fan fiction

 

[Brad Piff]

Goofs around in the scrum and has Toni put her hat and sunglasses on him when being asked a serious question

I’m dying

 

[Easy-E]