Too soon?

[Ricky Dunigan]

So let’s say you’ve been seeing someone for about a month ( sleeping over etc) and you have plans to do so tonight.

Only issue is , you’ve been running all day ( her crib - your house - funeral- after funeral lunch - work) and got the mean bubble guts between the West Indian food and the food at work.

Pooping at work is out of the question and you live too far away to run home and go.

Is it too early to destroy her toilet as soon as you get in? Or is etiquette to wait till she sleeps and handle your business?

 

[StayOffMe]

Lol

 

[Blankthawtz]

courtesy flush after every drop...wash up....get in the p*ssy.....

 

[Jean Jacket]

Funeral after funeral....



Breh, what kind of life are you living?


I need some time to process this post.

 

[Tunez]

fukk waiting

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

courtesy flush after every drop...wash up....get in the p*ssy.....

Iunno how nikkas don't realize the power in flushing after every deuce dropped

 

[True Darkseid]

Man you betta blow that bytch up.

Betta than being a grown man shytting yourself in front of her.

You choose.

Is there any one on Earth who doesn't have to shyt?

Just give courtesy flushes.

 

[Ricky Dunigan]

Funeral after funeral....



Breh, what kind of life are you living?


I need some time to process this post.

Typed too fast... distracted. I meant we had lunch after the funeral.
Now the curry chicken from there and vegan burger from work are battling in my stomach

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

"Baby!!! I need more tissue "

 

[Address_Unknown]

If you already been sleeping over, where have you been shytting during your time over there??

If a broad let's me sleepover at her place, by then we have to had slammed ass everywhich way, cooked/cuddled with each other and shared so many other semi intimate/personal movements, something as natural as me dropping a Dougans in her commode should be the least.

Walk with a gallon of fabuloso or tropical plumber to clean/scent the bowl/water and you should be good.

 

[George's Dilemma]

She'll likely think it's cute and funny. Just do it.

 

[Nobu]

Get some poo pourri, season your shyt

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Hell yeah. Just soon as you walk in just drop a ol ignit ass dump all in there. Flush, but don't even air that bytch out nor use any air freshener. Actually as a matter of fact. Make her stand in there w/ you like Craig had to on Friday.

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Take your shyt man

You're not a princess. I read some brehs also try to camouflage noise and shyt. Having your bootyhole like Thanos against Scarlet Witch screaming just do it shoot up the place

She knows you take a shyt sometimes. Just clean up afterwards and you're Gucci
If that lives bad vibes she's a weirdo

 

[Worthless Loser]

Do it. It's called marking your territory.

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

shyt in the sink