Top 5 best feelings as a man

Bumblebreh

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Taking a massive shyt when you got bubble guts.:noah:

The kind that makes you sweat like Ewing at the line


And when you start to cry tears of joy after taking a great dump. It used to baffle me, but when I take a superb dump, my eyes would get teary and I had to google.

When your abdominal muscles flex and tighten to help push poop out of your colon, they put pressure on the organs and membranes around them. This pressure, along with your regular breathing , can put strain on the nerves and blood vessels that line the abdomen, resulting in tears being produced.12 May 2020
 

Vandelay

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That I've experienced...
  • Busting a nut with the woman's cheeks bouncing off my pelvis
  • Taking a long-awaited piss
  • Anything adrenaline-inducing (speeding, playing football, biking, working out, other shyt I'd get called white boy for)
  • Catching up with family and friends/Thanksgiving
  • Being able to deeply think without distractions. Used to go on long Saturday drives with no real direction, just listening to music and or podcasts while simultaneously really thinking on various things in my life.

I imagine having a kid and a loving wife/family is GOATed. One day hopefully...
 
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