Top 5 unconvincing tough guys in film EDIT: Updated with pt. 2

[Damnshow]

captain bennett, the final boss of commando

• leather chaps
• sleeveless tee
• chain mail vest
• leather belt which turns the vest into a skirt
• fingerless leather gloves
• dog chain choker
• flat top
• push broom mustache
• gay (arnie: "come on bennett, let's party" bennett: "i don't need girls... I DON'T NEED GIRLS!!!")
• gets got by a random piece of plumbing

need i go on?

I never took that movie serious. To me it was a great action film/comedy

In that environment Bennett fits perfectly as a hilarious villain. Other characters were hilarious too like the lil guy from The Warriors or that general from Alien 4. They all looked funny to me.

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Shia lebeouf in that cartel movie lol got his ass kicked and killed in the first 1hr of the movie. But beofre that is running around acting and talking tough lol

I saw a youtube Thumbnail that said Shia was down with the Mexican mafia in real life

 

[RennisDeynolds]

captain bennett, the final boss of commando

• leather chaps
• sleeveless tee
• chain mail vest
• leather belt which turns the vest into a skirt
• fingerless leather gloves
• dog chain choker
• flat top
• push broom mustache
• gay (arnie: "come on bennett, let's party" bennett: "i don't need girls... I DON'T NEED GIRLS!!!")
• gets got by a random piece of plumbing

need i go on?

That ain't Robin Williams in birdcage

 

[BlackMajik]

Hill Harper in Steel

 

[downtheline]

captain bennett, the final boss of commando

• leather chaps
• sleeveless tee
• chain mail vest
• leather belt which turns the vest into a skirt
• fingerless leather gloves
• dog chain choker
• flat top
• push broom mustache
• gay (arnie: "come on bennett, let's party" bennett: "i don't need girls... I DON'T NEED GIRLS!!!")
• gets got by a random piece of plumbing

need i go on?

Bennett , didnt he get a long pole () impaled in his chest? Commando was being subtle with it

 

[maxamusa]

Rocky in Dope

Tyga in Barbershop and Dope

"Dope" was beyond terrible. I caught 2nd hand embarssement watching that trash

 

[Why-Fi]

crazy i didnt know that was hill harper until just now. and i saw rhat joint a few times

 

[east]

"Dope" was beyond terrible. I caught 2nd hand embarssement watching that trash

i've successfully purged it from my brain to the point i only remember chanel iman's scenes

 

[patscorpio]

captain bennett, the final boss of commando

• leather chaps
• sleeveless tee
• chain mail vest
• leather belt which turns the vest into a skirt
• fingerless leather gloves
• dog chain choker
• flat top
• push broom mustache
• gay (arnie: "come on bennett, let's party" bennett: "i don't need girls... I DON'T NEED GIRLS!!!")
• gets got by a random piece of plumbing

need i go on?

he talked with a whole lisp...the 80s were wild

 

[Hoodoo Child]

I was just about to post this

He will forever be Braxton

 

[abominable1]

It's by far the Steven "trynna molest underage actors" Seagal



You might as well give all top 5 places to Seagal:

Seagal pretending to be asian;
Seagal pretending to be italian mobster from New York;
Seagal pretending to be black;
Seagal pretending to be latin;
Seagal pretending to be a cop/military figure.

you ain't lying ,breh
when his fat@$$ popped up in machete with that horrible mexican drug lord accent
I almost choked on the movie theater popcorn

 

[Luke Cage]

Hit point about method actors cracked me up because its so true

i can spot it a mile away when they cast these Shakespearean type dudes to play gangsters. like the old commercial you expect the between cuts for them be like, whats my motivation? in a british accent.

 

[GunRanger]

captain bennett, the final boss of commando

• leather chaps
• sleeveless tee
• chain mail vest
• leather belt which turns the vest into a skirt
• fingerless leather gloves
• dog chain choker
• flat top
• push broom mustache
• gay (arnie: "come on bennett, let's party" bennett: "i don't need girls... I DON'T NEED GIRLS!!!")
• gets got by a random piece of plumbing

need i go on?

Even held his gun like a sissy

 

[Jaguar93]

Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino

 

[Born2BKing]

All them nikkas in you got served. Lil Saint even knew them nikkas was p*ssy.