The_Dread_Dormammu
All Star
So me and my co worker start day drinking... Hit the bar and then hit a few more because, why not?
I can hold my liquor most of the time but he starts getting noticeably fukked up... I try to tell him he should probably slow his role, but he insists he's fine... I'm like alrigiht..
Long story short, he starts putting his head down and I tell him he's gonna get kicked out if he keeps that up...
Dude ends up puking all over himself. 
I get him outside and finally get ahold of his girlfriend to come get him. She offers to give me a ride home after we get him settled. Dude pukes again all over her backseat. She's pissed!
We get to their place and i can barely touch him, he's covered in vomit. She insists I help try to get him out of his clothes (
) ...Shyt smelled so foul, I almost threw up my damn self. I go to take off his pants ( 
) and his erect penis springs and hits my arm. His girl looking at me like 
Why this dude not wearing draws?
I can hold my liquor most of the time but he starts getting noticeably fukked up... I try to tell him he should probably slow his role, but he insists he's fine... I'm like alrigiht..
Long story short, he starts putting his head down and I tell him he's gonna get kicked out if he keeps that up...
Dude ends up puking all over himself. I get him outside and finally get ahold of his girlfriend to come get him. She offers to give me a ride home after we get him settled. Dude pukes again all over her backseat. She's pissed!
We get to their place and i can barely touch him, he's covered in vomit. She insists I help try to get him out of his clothes (
) ...Shyt smelled so foul, I almost threw up my damn self. I go to take off his pants ( ) and his erect penis springs and hits my arm. His girl looking at me like Why this dude not wearing draws?
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