Touched A Drunken Hard Dyck Tonight Brehs.. :francis:

[Pdiddy]

U left off the part about u sucking him off

 

[1-8-7-Skillz]

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I hope you are a chick.. but women don't write weird threads like this on the coli..

 

[Copy Ninja]

So me and my co worker start day drinking... Hit the bar and then hit a few more because, why not?

I can hold my liquor most of the time but he starts getting noticeably fukked up... I try to tell him he should probably slow his role, but he insists he's fine... I'm like alrigiht..

Long story short, he starts putting his head down and I tell him he's gonna get kicked out if he keeps that up... Dude ends up puking all over himself.

I get him outside and finally get ahold of his girlfriend to come get him. She offers to give me a ride home after we get him settled. Dude pukes again all over her backseat. She's pissed!

We get to their place and i can barely touch him, he's covered in vomit. She insists I help try to get him out of his clothes ( ) ...Shyt smelled so foul, I almost threw up my damn self. I go to take off his pants ( ) and his erect penis springs and hits my arm. His girl looking at me like

Why this dude not wearing draws?

 

[Dzali OG]

Take another man's pants off ...how does that even happen.

That's not even an option.

I don't think I've ever taken anything off a grown man...and I'm 40 yrs old.

Hell my son 2 and we looking at each other to when I'm changing him...

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

If your boy could still get hard while being pissy drunk he must really like you

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

I go to take off his pants ( ) and his erect penis springs and hits my arm. His girl looking at me like

Flawless execution :whoatrice:

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

ROFLMAO!!!
BEst laugh I've had all day...

Crazy.....just crazy....

 

[CouldBeWorse]

His girl is there and you the one taking off his pants?

:CliffWelp:

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

So me and my co worker start day drinking... Hit the bar and then hit a few more because, why not?

I can hold my liquor most of the time but he starts getting noticeably fukked up... I try to tell him he should probably slow his role, but he insists he's fine... I'm like alrigiht..

Long story short, he starts putting his head down and I tell him he's gonna get kicked out if he keeps that up... Dude ends up puking all over himself.

I get him outside and finally get ahold of his girlfriend to come get him. She offers to give me a ride home after we get him settled. Dude pukes again all over her backseat. She's pissed!

We get to their place and i can barely touch him, he's covered in vomit. She insists I help try to get him out of his clothes ( ) ...Shyt smelled so foul, I almost threw up my damn self. I go to take off his pants ( ) and his erect penis springs and hits my arm. His girl looking at me like

Why this dude not wearing draws?

@ the last part.

 

[☃ ೋ]

What his girl look like, and did she drive u home eventually? If so did you or she flirt with each other, did she question why you two were out getting drunk on a work night? So many questions, and the more I think about them the more this story becomes

 

[Bless't]

The Coli...

 

[Womb Raider]

OP not from Harlem

 

[Yinny]

Did you touch the tip or the shaft?

By accident, of course.

 

[StickStickly]

Now you gotta be friends with him knowing you touched the skin on his dikk