Touched A Drunken Hard Dyck Tonight Brehs.. :francis:

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So me and my co worker start day drinking... Hit the bar and then hit a few more because, why not?

I can hold my liquor most of the time but he starts getting noticeably fukked up... I try to tell him he should probably slow his role, but he insists he's fine... I'm like alrigiht.. :manny:

Long story short, he starts putting his head down and I tell him he's gonna get kicked out if he keeps that up... :snoop: Dude ends up puking all over himself. :why:

I get him outside and finally get ahold of his girlfriend to come get him. She offers to give me a ride home after we get him settled. Dude pukes again all over her backseat. She's pissed! :mjlol:

We get to their place and i can barely touch him, he's covered in vomit. She insists I help try to get him out of his clothes ( :dame: ) ...Shyt smelled so foul, I almost threw up my damn self. I go to take off his pants ( :whoa: ) and his erect penis springs and hits my arm. His girl looking at me like :skip:

Why this dude not wearing draws? :dahell:


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So me and my co worker start day drinking... Hit the bar and then hit a few more because, why not?

I can hold my liquor most of the time but he starts getting noticeably fukked up... I try to tell him he should probably slow his role, but he insists he's fine... I'm like alrigiht.. :manny:

Long story short, he starts putting his head down and I tell him he's gonna get kicked out if he keeps that up... :snoop: Dude ends up puking all over himself. :why:

I get him outside and finally get ahold of his girlfriend to come get him. She offers to give me a ride home after we get him settled. Dude pukes again all over her backseat. She's pissed! :mjlol:

We get to their place and i can barely touch him, he's covered in vomit. She insists I help try to get him out of his clothes ( :dame: ) ...Shyt smelled so foul, I almost threw up my damn self. I go to take off his pants ( :whoa: ) and his erect penis springs and hits my arm. His girl looking at me like :skip:

Why this dude not wearing draws? :dahell:
:russ::russ:
:shaq: @ the last part.
 

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What his girl look like, and did she drive u home eventually? If so did you or she flirt with each other, did she question why you two were out getting drunk on a work night? So many questions, and the more I think about them the more :duck: this story becomes
 

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Did you touch the tip or the shaft?

:whoa:By accident, of course.
 
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