our levels of depravity are unspeakable.
*me at a get together with females*
female: you dont speak much do you
me: just enjoying the ambiance.
female: penny for yout thoughts
me: you dont wanna play around in my head.
female: try me
me: i was thinking about what fun i'd have eating greek
yogurt out the crack of yo ass with a white castle coffee straw.
her:
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