@track 1's complete inability to stay in a movie theater appreciation thread

[the cool]

Hilarious thread

The best thread ever on the coli

@Ed MOTHEREFFING G great job

 

[aXiom]

track1: Hi, I'm track1. What's your name?

Chick: I'm Melissa. Melissa Williams. You're cute Do you have a last name?

track1: Unknown Album

Chick: You're funny

track1: Look bytch, you gon' let me fukk or do you wanna exchange SSNs next. Be quick about it, I'm tryna beat this rush hour traffic

 

[Piff Perkins]

@track 1 needs his own show brehs. Imagine the locations


*Track gets off the plane in Paris*
Host: Welcome to Paris sir, we have prepared a car for you
*Host opens car door, three pawgs are in the back seat smiling*
Track:

*gets back on plane, end of episode*

 

[dontreadthis]

He's gonna die an old man in the theater. Angel of Death from the Crossroads video is gonna come thru like:

And all of a sudden you'll see track 1's spirit walking out of the theater disgusted like:

nikka said he gonna DIE walking out of movies

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

The best thread ev-



*leaves post before finishing reply*

you're officially a made man breh

 

[Lucky Millionaire]

my nikka @track 1 treating theaters like Will's dad treated him in Fresh Prince

 

[NZA]

you gotta respect someone for heaving some standards out here. the money is not the issue, it's the principle!

 

[HipHopStan]

If you put all of those walk outs together, it was probably a mile. Good exercise, at least?

 

[ryshy]

haha i can relate tho i everytime i go to the theatre im just hoping the movie will end even if its good. i hate siting down

 

[stepbackj34spud]

@track1

Your thoughts on TDKR?

 

[Microfracture]

@track1

Your thoughts on TDKR?

"Trash but if I were in that prison I'd make the climb with a broken back and no rope fukk all that waiting shyt"


"And when you've realized the depth of your boredom.....then you have my permission to die."

track 1:

 

[GulfCoastGhost]

Only walked out of one film, and that was final Fantasyspirits with in
I noticed other people leaving and not coming back, so i looked to my boy like 'let's just bounce "

This dude was fukking sleeping

At least got to see that first spiderman trailer where he catches the get away helicopter in a giant web between the world Trade Center

 

[Lord Scion]

I hope @track 1 never becomes a Saiyan in his future life.

As long as it takes to charge up a Spirit Bomb

"EVERYONE, LEND ME YOUR POWER !!"

*5 minutes later*

"shyt's taking too long, fukk this planet b"

He gets killed, but has the ability to return to Earth via Snake Way.

"this shyt borin "

*walks off the side of snake way into an eternal freefall*


365 million years later:






























""

 

[the cool]

@track1

Your thoughts on TDKR?

Bane was a great villian, had the look and everything. but he went out like a little bytch!!! who the fukk wrote that script??? catwoman plows into him from out of nowhere

the movie itself was boring and awful. movie is 2 mics at best. the first two were really good. mad disappointed in the third one

 

[calh45]

no they rip 100's of tickets every single day. they just glance at it for the bolded theater number. had a friend that used to tear the tickets said the only thing he looked at was the big number in which theater you're in........theater 2 that will be on your right, theater 10 that will be on your left.

+rep

Just no fukks given whatsoever.