Track Palin (Sarah Palin's oldest son) facing (domestic violence) assault and burglary charges

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“Track told him he was [going to] come anyway to beat his ass,” according to an affidavit filed by Wasilla police Officer Adam LaPointe. :laff:

Police confronted Track Palin in the residence. He called them “peasants” and told them to lay down their weapons :deadmanny:, according to the documents. Eventually, Palin left the house and was placed in handcuffs.

Track Palin called cops 'peasants,' asked father to shoot him, court documents say

There's something about deranged vet stories and domestic strife that just gets me every time. The image of this dude showing up in a belligerent drunken rage, breaking into his parents house, while his father is trying to back him down, armed with a pistol, no less, is just hilarious. White trash personified.
 

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fukk kinda name is Track?
Whole family is nothing but johns, tricks, marks, mark-ass tricks, trick-ass marks, skeezers, skanks, skig-scags, and scallywhops.
Probably named him that to memorialize how much she'd been ran through by glen rice and co. :lolbron:
 

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Daughter got knocked up as a teen, son gonna be a felon, got another son named Trig :dahell:

I just wonder if someone with a little darker complexion could have such the political career :mjpls:

I been saying this for forever now. The crazy shyt that family been involved in would NEVER fly in a Black political family.

This one was the best:

https://nypost.com/2014/09/12/palin-family-involved-in-drunken-house-party-brawl-reports/

It was a brawl in the family for the Palin clan.

Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin got into a fracas worthy of reality TV when she, husband Todd and their entourage of children allegedly got involved in a drunken brawl at an Anchorage house party, according to multiple reports.

The former Alaska governor’s daughter Bristol even allegedly threw punches and son Track ripped his shirt off in anger and flipped the bird in the Saturday melee, according to the reports.

The backwoods brawling began after the clan rolled up to the soiree in a stretch Hummer.

Sarah and Todd Palin had been invited to the 40th birthday party for a champion snowmobile racer and brought the children along, according to the blog Political Gates.

At one point during the event, Bristol allegedly unleashed a “flurry of blows” at the host because a boy wanted to “have a go” at her sister Willow, the blog said.

According to Alaska political blogger Amanda Coyne, who also reported on the fracas, Sarah Palin yelled at one point, “Don’t you know who I am?”

One partygoer responded, “This isn’t some damned hillbilly reality show!”

Police arrived shortly afterward and cleared out the gathering.

Track Palin continued to be obnoxious, strutting around the street shirtless and “flipping everyone the bird,” according to multiple reports.

Although there was some discrepancy as to who started the fight, Anchorage police confirmed that a fight occurred, alcohol was a factor and “some of the Palin family members” were in attendance, according to the Alaska Dispatch News.

On her Facebook page, Sarah Palin claimed she had been traveling on Saturday.

But one person who claimed to be a witness commented on the post that Sarah’s traveling claim was a load of moose manure.

“Interesting . . . pretty sure you were not traveling and you and family were on the Southside causing chaos. Saw it happen. Don’t fib."



There are a ton of other articles with all sorts of crazy details. One of my favorite:

"Bristol "appeared heavily intoxicated and upset," and explained that Klingenmeyer "had drug her across the lawn by her legs and was calling her a c*nt and a slut." She explained that another girl at the party had hit one of her sisters, Willow Palin, and said that's how things got started."

:picard:

Can you even imagine that shyt in the distinguished Obama family? :snoop:
 

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How you gonna ROFL with a hollow back?
Probably named him that to memorialize how much she'd been ran through by glen rice and co. :lolbron:
You win.
Sarah was a busto.
He was a vet, get this “mentally ill” hero some medical treatment, sympathy, and support, STAT!
What else are you supposed to do when the “peasants” roll up on you? It is kind of true though, when you are white, police are supposed to protect and “serve” you, so to Track, they are peasants. Jeez, I really hope this “troubled” hero makes it through, when you are white “PTSD” is a real thing, good thing he isn’t black, cause that way we know he is not a thug.

But on a serious note, if he had the AR-15, and he said he was gonna commit that, how come he didn’t? He had an opportunity to make the world a better place today than it was yesterday, and he didn’t follow through.
 
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