traits of nutty ass chicks

[Ian Ahbaa f/ Area51]

passive aggressive chicks-

the nuttiest shyt a girl i’m with can say to me is “you know what, you got it. It’s cool”

u be all+

& any chick that has to make shyt up to seem interesting will likely turn out bat shyt crazy after a while

 

[Nintendough]

Good p*ssy

 

[ba'al]

- if they constantly speak of "The Divine Feminine"

- refer to their coochie in third person. etc. "she's very in tune with what she likes"

Yeah a lot of them new age chicks are weirdos and tend to be bipolar. Women that talk about horoscopes and zodiac signs as well tend to be crazy and have the most relationship problems.

 

[Nintendough]

"Nut in me"

Well alright

Morally obligated

 

[WesCrook]

If she goes out of her way to tell you that she avoids drama.


She's definitely a shyt starting psycho

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Gemini

I'm married to one.

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[Kinguno]

Big major thing is she will always talk about how she's not like other females and her friends kinda ugly if not fat

 

[Bumblebreh]

passive aggressive chicks-

the nuttiest shyt a girl i’m with can say to me is “you know what, you got it. It’s cool”

u be all+

& any chick that has to make shyt up to seem interesting will likely turn out bat shyt crazy after a while

Or the 21 questions

She looks at an old facebook or ig photo and asks "who is that chick?" *chick walks past "Do you think that chick is pretty?Is she prettier than me?" you say no,but she asks "So why did it take so long for you to say no?" She will ask you if she is or was your type?
*You check the time on your phone "Who are you texting?"
*You have a conversation with a female retail assistant and exchange jokes "Why are you flirting with her?You never flirt with me but you can flirt with an ugly chick.

Those type of chicks that think you are a player but yet they will give you the p*ssy and think that you are the one.

 

[Brolic Scholar]

Traits:
—Never wrong, never apologizes
—Wants to play fight so she can eventually set you up for a DV charge
—Says she hates when you do “x” but she’s always doing the thing she complains you always do
—Wants access to your phone, wants to know why you lock your phone
—Asks about your past but gets mad when you talk about it


Warning signs:
—Goes out of her way to tell you she’s only been with “x” amount of men
—Claims she hasn’t had sex in a long time
—They always have a “stalker”
—Posts random quotes directed at “haters” on social media
—Tries to convince you that she’s “different”
—Is over 30 with no kids but hasn’t focused on a careeer or anything instead
—Has a bad relationship with her mother (if the mother isn’t a bad person)

 

[Shorty K]

Daddy issues of any kind and or too much makeup

 

[Heafcliffe]

If she literally treats her pet/pets like a toddler.You know those mad possessive owners that smother and dress there pets

Uses the same type of filter/photo editor in all of her pictures

If she wears fashion nova outfits when going shopping

Breh if a chick looks like an ig baddie but her house is filthy,RUN! Clothes on the floor,dirty mirror and the bath has a ring of dirt,RUN!

Amen! Chuuuch!

 

[Black Hans]

If she refers to herself as a goddess

If she wears glasses AND writes poetry.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

-Rotates best friends like tires

-Always on time

 

[MaxPain]

Beleives in horoscopes

Has a new set of friends every 2-3 years

Has no father in her life

Been raped/molested/abused

Changes her hair all the time or has unnaturaly colored hair

 

[Flywin Lannister]

She's alive


There are exceptions, some of us get lucky and meet a woman who is not nuts at all and OVER TIME stays chill and who is just laid back and fun and actually has no signs of erratic or illogical behavior and who never mentions 'my biological clock'. They are VERY RARE.. so if you find 'em, HOLD ON


BUT MOST, high 90s in %..., breh they nuts, nuts, nuts, nutty, nuts. Something at one point snaps and 'WHO THE fukk IS MICHELLE!?!?!?!' or 'So.. who is Carmela?' and you're like 'how the fukk does she know Carmela!?' 'Oh well.. I put some software on my computer and I got your passwords' happens. The 'making a scene' happens. The 'if you want to FUKK HER THEN FUKK HER!!!' happens ('but she's my COUSIN!' doesn't change shyt)...