traits of nutty ass chicks

[Flywin Lannister]

On her phone all the time.

You wake up in the morning, she is next to you on her phone. She realizes you are awake. She does NOT say 'good morning'. No... she continues openly scrolling her Instagram hunting for Likes and is deep into her DMs.

Yeah that bish cray

Also: always happy. Always happy. Doesn't matter what. You got a fight, she happy. You arrive 2 hours late, she happy.
Ok this bish bout to blow up on yo azz at one point and believe me you better know how to handle a knife wielding psycho.

 

[Bobby Lashleys eyebrows]

Traits:
—Never wrong, never apologizes
—Wants to play fight so she can eventually set you up for a DV charge
—Says she hates when you do “x” but she’s always doing the thing she complains you always do
—Wants access to your phone, wants to know why you lock your phone
—Asks about your past but gets mad when you talk about it


Warning signs:
—Goes out of her way to tell you she’s only been with “x” amount of men
—Claims she hasn’t had sex in a long time
—They always have a “stalker”
—Posts random quotes directed at “haters” on social media
—Tries to convince you that she’s “different”
—Is over 30 with no kids but hasn’t focused on a careeer or anything instead
—Has a bad relationship with her mother and/or family (if the mother isn’t a bad person)

The bolded is a number 1 sign to run and don't look back.

 

[UpAndComing]

-Rotates best friends like tires

-Always on time

DING DING DING!!!

 

[Wisdomkeyz]

Says she hates you and can't stand you yet always talks to you and calls & texts you

 

[TaxCollector13459]

I absolutely detest this shyt. Broads using the same snap filter all day just videoing themselves trying to do cute poses all damn day big turn off for me. It's like they don't have shyt else to do but try too hard to look cute.

Bruh foreal.

Or post a 30 second video, not saying shyt. It's like shyt damn, shake some booty or something, wtf

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Gemini

I'm married to one.

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You tried it!

 

[mortuus est]

thread screams out tbh

takes a real man to handle a nutty chick

 

[Rollo Goodlove]

Daddy issues

Expects 100 percent honesty at all times

Acts lol (usually for chicks 24 and younger)