Transformers: The Last Knight (Official Thread)

[duckbutta]

I thought alien covenant was the worst free tickets movie I had ever seen...boy was I wrong

This shyt was hot trash...the trash in this shyt was so hot it just burned through the bag and all the trash fell all out on the sidewalks and not a garbage man in sight

This shyt was Independence Day Resurgence bad...like if I didn't know any better Bay was trying to ruin this movie...fukk it the franchise


Bay need his kneecaps dug out by a rusty spoon for introducing unicron like this

Galvatron goes back to Megatron with no explanation

Knight just going to give Merlin the staff cause he asked for it

Bumblebee is HOW OLD

The CGI was HORRIBLE...the butler transformers was moving 5 frames to fast or to slow the whole movie

The only part that was funny was when Megatron shot Anthony Hopkins almost point blank in the back of the head with a bullet the size of a coffee table and instead of his head bursting he just flipped into a ditch......then they cut to a shot of him in the ditch with the top of his head burnt and smoking ...then the butler robot is just standing over him with the

shyt legit made me almost fall out my seat ...the way that smoke was rising off his scalp

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

The only part that was funny was when Megatron shot Anthony Hopkins almost point blank in the back of the head with a bullet the size of a coffee table and instead of his head bursting he just flipped into a ditch......then they cut to a shot of him in the ditch with the top of his head burnt and smoking ...then the butler robot is just standing over him with the

shyt legit made me almost fall out my seat ...the way that smoke was rising off his scalp

When he went flying the entire theatre burst out laughing.

 

[Chef]

Damn, this shyt is Kodi status from I've been reading.

We still getting Bad Boys 3?

 

[Manuel Hot Pepper Lopez]

Damn, this shyt is Kodi status from I've been reading.

We still getting Bad Boys 3?

Nah B. Unless you Imaxing it, there's no reason to see this movie at all

 

[Ironman]

I saw this last night.....um......
The fukk did I just watch?

Spoiler

Unicron is Unicron in name only?? Is also EarthOptimus is knocked out in space with no explanation whatsoever Meets Quintessa and isn't shown again for like a good 1:45 to 2 hours?? Megatron gets an intro with new goons who some are actually canon decepticons and they get washed early and then disappear until the end? I saw military in this movie then actual transformerBumblee apparently been here since WW2 and he was a gotdamn beastTransformers have been around throughout human history pretty much retconning/contradicting the first 2 moviesThat new librarian chick was real nice to look at thoughMuch better than Fox and the other chickBay continues his with some questionable transformers choices

In the words of @Cat piss martini Michael Bay "should be destroyed"

 

[Cat piss martini]

I saw this last night.....um......
The fukk did I just watch?

Spoiler

Unicron is Unicron in name only?? Is also EarthOptimus is knocked out in space with no explanation whatsoever Meets Quintessa and isn't shown again for like a good 1:45 to 2 hours?? Megatron gets an intro with new goons who some are actually canon decepticons and they get washed early and then disappear until the end? I saw military in this movie then actual transformerBumblee apparently been here since WW2 and he was a gotdamn beastTransformers have been around throughout human history pretty much retconning/contradicting the first 2 moviesThat new librarian chick was real nice to look at thoughMuch better than Fox and the other chickBay continues his with some questionable transformers choices

In the words of @Cat piss martini Michael Bay "should be destroyed"

I just told my cousin that the 1st transformers
was accidental greatness.
bay is a fukkin hack.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Movie flopped hard here in the states.

 

[Asicz]

I enjoyed the hell out of it.

FYI the T Mobile promo let's you see Wonder Woman and Tranformers Last Night in any format for 4$ at the Theatre.
Saw it in Dolby AMC.
FIRE
And I dont even like Transformers films and comic movies that much.

One of my only critic was some of the

Spoiler: Knight

"Urbanized" Robots

 

[O.Red]

Autobots freed the slaves

 

[Asicz]

This is not a bad film. The one star reviews I saw online is without justification imo. Go see this in IMAX or Dolby.

 

[kingdarius]

watched it last night....seeing as how idgaf about all the transformers mythology i didnt care about the changes they made or whatever lol but i will say this is the least transformers movie in the series. The lack of bot on bot action was like im sitting there watching mark wahlberg, bad british bish, anthony hopkins, and crude c-3po going on this wild adventure and im wondering, where tf my autobot brehs at? it was quite perplexing....as usual prime did the damn thing and i lowkey pumped my fist when he came in at the end and told them fukk boys "u must've forgot who i am" .....think i figured out why i still watch these movies and its because of prime ....miss shia tho marky mark just plus u wouldnt have to worry about a random shot of abs in the shia movies ....all in all its a 6/10 flick. Unlike the others i doubt i'll watch this again tho. Maybe just the end when my nicca come thru on the dragon

 

[Chef]

Nah B. Unless you Imaxing it, there's no reason to see this movie at all

Saved me a dub.

 

[Romell]

This series could really be something special and this condensed version really is. If only Michael Bay wasn't steering the ship.

It spoils the new movie BTW.

 

[I AM WARHOL]

Just walked into this bytch after Baby Driver. Don't think I'm gonna make the next hour and a half

 

[DlAMONDZ]

This shyt is in dire need of a reboot