Translate Popular Rap Lines Into Proper English Sentences

[Complexion]

Observe, filial lineage beholder,
those who vibrate ostensibly
thus proving in reality
that two and half score
equates not to villainous sorts
as they're petrified to putrefy
and prefer not to perceive
they vibrate ostensibly.

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Gentlemen what is your end goal? Want to be known for your disposable income, have influential power, be hired muscle? Who frequently drives around in a Mercedes Benz with a spoiler attached? Keeping a low profile and evading law enforcement in their Ford Taurus.

 

[Calibrated]

I have you securely fastened from what is real, me and my cohort are considered to be infamous
i am for certain you have heard of us
it is official that we are Queensbridge criminals

For all of those individuals who want to engage in exaggeration and impersonation,
I will inflict damage to your face and pierce your cerebrum with your septum.

 

[Blankthawtz]

You and I, along with your mother and cousins
shall drive down the road on luxury tires whilst we slam doors attached to cadillacs

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

For shame on a fellow brother whom tried to bamboozle this brother, one I my add is very proficient with firearms and use them at will.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

You and I, along with your mother and cousins
shall drive down the road on luxury tires whilst we slam doors attached to cadillacs

So it's you and I like the song by the amazing Rhythm and Blues group Tony Toni Tone entitled "Me and You"

Like this place in Atlanta called Eastpoint and I have to go in order to run some errands

 

[ThaRealness]

I am quite fond of a well-developed gluteus maximus, and I will not conceal this information. Any claims to the contrary from my companions are futile.


If you are presented with conundrums involving the female sex, my condolences. I have four-score and nineteen conundrums; a tramp is not among them.

The indoor temperature is becoming uncomfortably high. I advise you to remove your garments.

 

[Phlipside]

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[StarClout]

Are you the owner of that nice Mercedes Benz parked over there?

Are you having trouble keeping your significant other because of your infidelity with her friends?

Do you have to go to family court over child support?
And is that getting on your nerves?
Did your child’s mother not allow you any opportunity to speak at the proceedings?

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

That is why I engaged in coitus with your significant other you panniculis homosapien.

 

[Mr Rager]

Were you the victim of abuse as a child? Did this abuse cause you to be afraid to smile? Did the other children call you ugly?
My friend, life is most unpleasant, so embrace me! Do not rebuff me!
And especially do not create music that is meant to malign me--whether it be be overtly or discretely!

 

[Mr Rager]

I am not a celebrity
I believe you were misinformed
I am transporting a firearm in my vehicle

 

[Clay Puppington]

You seem to be the type that patronizes an establishment, yet refuses to purchase any items.

 

[NinoBrown]

In the year of our lord, 1988,
You were being persued in your residence,
You sent me a telegram at my domicile, without my consent,
But I provided you a template to spurn your own journey,
As you appreciated fellowship with the master,

 

[Sukairain]

I completed a left turn on the intersection between 21st Street and Lewis Street, Long Beach, California. Some gentlemen were enjoying a game of craps, which led me to remark on my desire to join the contest. I parked my vehicle and exited, greeting the gentlemen and requesting their permission to join the game. But their response was to withdraw their firearms from their holsters and aim them at myself, leading to my realisation that I was stuck in an unfortunate predicament.