Triple H is a piece of sh*t.

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First and foremost, fukk Triple H. Dude is easily the most overrated, 4/10 wrestler that’s ever graced the main event. He’s a known racist with homoerotic tendencies. I’m sick of this fool showing up whenever he wants to, putting himself at the top of the card, bouncing & letting this current roster take the blame for not getting over.

The current generation of neckbeards' revisionist history with this dude's legacy is the reason for this thread. It’s time to go in – TSC style :demonic:

I’m not going to talk much about his WCW career. WCW realized early on in his career that he was mediocre. They used him as a stepping stone to advance DAS WUNDERKIND’s budding career at Starrcade ’94. After that, he became Lord Steven Regal’s lackey before he got his ‘deavors.

Listen to that pop :banderas:



Let’s move on to his WWE career. Everyone knows the story of the Kliq's curtain call. Hall & Nash were leaving for WCW, and Cokeboy didn’t have the balls to punish his top star in Michael Hickenbottom. So, what happens? Triple H was the one who got "punished." Notice how I put punished in quotations. This crybaby makes it a point how he was "punished" for the curtain call. He also makes it a point that he took his "punishment" like a man.

“They did everything they could to screw with me. They gave me the worst matches possible, gave me lame referees, booked me against guys I had to carry. They took me out of the main event matches and put me in the opening card matches. They cut all my angles on TV. They stopped me from having any hopes of going for titles or belt. I was held back.”

This direct quote from Terra Ryzing is so full of :duck: that I need to dissect it.

Let’s talk about what he was doing before the curtain call. The incident happened on May 19, 1996. In 1995, Triple H was feuding with Henry Godwin. That feud eventually led to a Hog Pen match at IYH5, which was placed directly in the middle of card.

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I guess that’s one of those "main events" that happens in the middle of the card like he tries to push these days? Anyway, after that he started a feud with OG legend Duke “The Dumpster” Droese. He eventually ate a pin from Warrior at WM 12 in another mid-card "main event", got Sable as a valet & feuded with Marc Mero. Again, all of this happened BEFORE the curtain call. These were the "main event matches" he was having before the "punishment" :martin:

Now, let’s talk about this "punishment." The popular story is that Triple H was going to win the King of the Ring in 1996, but because of the curtain call, they gave it to Austin instead. Judging by the terrible booking in 1996, it’s totally believable that they would have had this loser winning KoTR. Good thing that happened because his fukkup led to the rise of Austin. To be clear, his "punishment" was not being on the next four PPVs (KoTR, IYH, SummerSlam, IYH). He wasn’t really feuding with anyone at the time, just picking up wins (not losses…) over jobbers like Barry Horowitz. He also had a couple of matches with Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart on TV during his "punishment" that he lost. Is it really that surprising that he was losing those matches in the first place? His "punishment" lasted four months before they put Mr. Perfect with him & he eventually won the IC title from Marc Mero.

Titus O’Neal got suspended for 60 days for playfully pushing Vince McMahon on an internet segment. Rusev and Lana got punished for close to a year for getting engaged & having it leak on TMZ. The Miz got punished for eating fried chicken in the locker room. Triple H’s "punishment" for the curtain call was beating jobbers & eventually getting the IC title after 4 months :beli:

Let’s move on to the next topic – the Montreal Screw Job. This apparently was Triple H’s idea. I hate talking about the Montreal Screw Job because it’s an overdone topic, so I’m going to keep this brief. I just want to point out how Julie Hart punked Triple H to his fukking face & he couldn’t even look her in the eye when it happened. 4/10 job lying about it too.

I set the video to play at the part where Julie Hart punks this fool out :yes:



Moving on – let’s talk about the burials. This list can easily be huge, but in the interest of not making this post too long – I’m going to keep it brief with a few names.

1) The Rock
This one is more of a failed burial. Bret Hart wrote about the relationship be observed between The Rock & Triple H when The Rock first started. Bret Hart took The Rock under his wing because he knew potential was there. Shawn obviously had Triple H under his wing. Hard to imagine how the feud started, right?

Remember how Triple H won the IC title after his 4 month "punishment" from the curtain call? Guess who beat him for the IC title in February ’97? The story goes that when The Rock was IC champ in March 1997, HBK went to Vince and suggested Rock drop the IC title to Bret. Triple H then went to Bret & tried to convince him beating The Rock & winning the title would be best for business. This would eliminate Bret from Shawn's hair & Rock from Triple H's. Triple H was worried that The Rock would leapfrog him in the mid-card and take his spot. Anyway, these morons' plans didn’t happen as Bret saw right through it. Bret refused to go over The Rock clean (the finish ended up being a DQ) because Bret had just turned heel & going over clean against The Rock, who was a babyface at the time, made no sense.

Bruce Prichard mentioned on Flair’s podcast that when Rock & Triple H first started working with each other, Triple H would go off-script & go at The Rock on live TV. Rock would come to the back and obviously be upset because he was sticking to the script while Pinocchio was shooting. Prichard told The Rock that he could go off-script too as long as he didn't embarrass himself. Clearly, we know what happened. Despite Triple H’s best efforts to bury The Rock – he actually elevated The Rock right past himself. He tried to do this same shyt with Kurt Angle later on, and it equally blew up in his face too.





2) CM Punk / Daniel Bryan
Triple H hates it when new guys come into the company and upstage him. Examples include Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit, RVD and Chris Jericho. CM Punk upstaged Triple H at Survivor Series 2006. CM Punk was steadily gaining momentum after his debut, and they booked him in the Team DX vs. Team RKO match. Team DX consisted of two :flabbynsick: middle aged men making dikk jokes, the Hardy Boyz & CM Punk. Like I mentioned earlier, CM Punk just recently debuted on the main roster. The entire arena was chanting CM PUNK in a ring filled with the Hardy Boyz, Shawn Michaels and Triple H. How dare they chant this unknown Indy kid's name when Triple H is in the ring!?



I know Gonzo didn’t forget about this because after CM Punk survived a burial from the Undertaker (see the F*ck the Undertaker thread), he was WHITE HOT in the summer of 2011. Triple H was pretty much retired as a full-time wrestler at this point. So what does he do when he sees a white hot CM Punk? Well, let me just throw myself back on TV & feud with him! He killed off arguably the most-over WWE champion in the last 15 years to build to a match for himself against Kevin Nash in 2011. This dude even had the audacity to go on Austin’s podcast and say that feud was done to get Punk more over. Seriously. He said that.

While we’re talking about CM Punk, let me mention Punk calling out Triple H for taking steroids...

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He tried to pull this same bullshyt with Daniel Bryan, but the fans wouldn’t let it happen twice. Remember that promo he cut on all of the B+ players he didn’t put over (Edge, Jericho & RVD)?









After all these years, Triple H is still mad :umad:

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Anyway, Jericho wouldn’t let those B+ player comments slide.



Neither would Edge :russ:



3) Booker T
This is probably the worst of them all. Booker T was a huge fan favorite after the bullshyt Invasion angle. He was teaming with Goldust, and the fans were eating it up. Booker was probably the most over babyface on the roster. The Rock even finally put Booker over so that his path for the title was solidified. Then comes Triple H with the build up to Wrestlemania 19. Triple H cut arguably the most racist promo in modern times. Looking at how minorities are booked in today’s WWE with this bigot in charge, it’s not surprising. Some quotables include:

Somebody like…YOU…doesn’t get to become a world champion. :mjpls:

See Book, that’s where the confusion is. You’re not here to be a competitor. You’re here to be an entertainer. Hell, you entertain me all the time. Go ahead, why don’t you entertain? Do a little dance for me, Book. :mjpls:

Your job is to make people like me laugh. And you’re very good at it, with your nappy hair and your ‘suckaz.’ :mjpls:



They even had to full on address this racist bullshyt, and Triple H dropped this explanation :mjpls:

Sorry - the only place I could find it was in MP3 format on Wrestlecrap :manny:

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/nothing-to-do-with-race.mp3

And then there was this…


So, Booker T overcame the adversity & went onto win the title at Wrestlemania over Triple H, right? No. In fact, it took Booker three years to get back to the championship level & win the title.

This isn't the only racist shyt Triple H has pulled. Remember how he use to call creative writer/Great Khali's on-screen translator Dave Kapoor (Ranjin Singh) "Arab Bischoff?" This dude is of Indian descent, born in the USA, but to Triple H - he's an Arab. Alberto Del Rio also mentioned after he was released the first time how Triple H use to say racist statements in the form of "jokes" about blacks & Hispanics. Ricardo Rodriguez is on record saying that Triple H use to call him (and apparently Super Crazy too back in the day) "Bumblebee" based on the Simpsons character.

Real talk, if you're non-white & root for Triple H - you got some self hatred issues you need to address.

I could go on forever about why Triple H is a piece of shyt. I didn't even mention his dealings with Chyna, how he turned Stephanie McMahon into a weird looking bootleg Chyna, how he tried so hard to be the NWO with DX, his long winded promos, his reign of terror from 2002-2005, his god awful DX run from 2006-2009, his taking credit for Dusty Rhodes work with NXT, his ass backwards run post Brock Lesnar feud, his one-sided feud with Stang or his stupid Wrestlemania entrances.

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I'm going to end the thread with his 2016 run. Instead of building for a new star to challenge Roman Reigns for the title, Triple H decided to do what he does best. He put himself over in the Royal Rumble to win the WWE Championship - just like his hero Ric Flair.

The supposed logic behind Triple H's run was that they wanted a heel to go up against Roman so the fans would finally cheer Roman. Why did he have to put the title on himself though? Why did he have to go out and pin Dean Ambrose on the next ppv after the Rumble? In the grand scheme of things, this did absolutely nothing to elevate Roman Reigns (ignoring the wellness suspension).

And once again, he's thrown himself in the main event. This time, he's taken a page out of the other part-timers book by disappearing. He knows fall is the down-time for wrestling TV ratings & he'll be damned if he'll be associated with that. He'll show up for Rumble/Mania season, mooch off that momentum and claim it as his own. Unfortunately, Seth Rollins will have the same result that Roman Reigns had feuding with Triple H. Nothing. He won't be elevated because feuding with Triple H in 2016 leads to absolutely nowhere. In fact, I bet Rollins looks like a clown until WM where he might actually go over.

I wanted to make this post longer, but I might do a part two with the other stuff I listed. To end this thread - this GIF basically sums up Triple H's image of himself and how the rest of the wrestling world sees him..

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I know Triple H will never see this post since he can't use "the Google." But maybe one day his daughters will find this thread & realize they've been raised by a narcissistic scumbag :sas2:
 

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