Tony K: I'm not changing the time of my show. fukk Triple Nose and Nick Con! I'll show them who's boss!
*AEW viewership and PPV buys fell in half after running shows head to head with WWE*
Tony K: Look at all this money I lost, I really showed them motherfukkers didn't I? fukk you Triple bytch I ain't scared. Bring it on! Maybe I'll even move Dynamite to Monday nights and Collision to Fridays. How do you like them apples, pussies?
*WBD cancels AEW's TV and Max deals after several quarters of underperformance as a result of going head to head with WWE. Coming soon to Netflix from the masterminds behind the rise and fall of WCW, ECW, TNA, and the NWA: "The Rise and Fall of AEW: How to go from All Elite to All Dead in less than 10 years"*