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[King_Kamala61]

I never was a magnum man and today I was posed to lose my virginity and went to the liquor store.

The clerk hits me with the"you sure you want them buddy? They small"

I look around and the woman with the Hynotiq and Kinky drink says "they are small... "

I said I was a virgin so they leave me alone and bought them.


I get home to stress test and to see how it fits and low and behold they are tight as fukk and got stretch marks


Fat Nasty Brehz

 

[jdubnyce]

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I never was a magnum man and today I was posed to lose my virginity and went to the liquor store.

The clerk hits me with the"you sure you want them buddy? They small"

I look around and the woman with the Hynotiq and Kinky drink says "they are small... "

I said I was a virgin so they leave me alone and bought them.


I get home to stress test and to see how it fits and low and behold they are tight as fukk and got stretch marks


Fat Nasty Brehz

All this freaky shyt you be on and you never felt vagina my nikka

 

[King Poetic]

Do nikkas even wear condoms today

Back in the day it was always im hitting up the store for some rubbers or u asking your homies do they have extra before u go see Tawana

I don’t think rubbers are in these nikkas vocabs today

 

[lowkey0z]

I never was a magnum man and today I was posed to lose my virginity and went to the liquor store.

this sentence alone is one of the funniest oxymoron's i've read this week

 

[King_Kamala61]

All this freaky shyt you be on and you never felt vagina my nikka

Im as pure as the first day snow

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Im as pure as the first day snow

makes sense…..

 

[King_Kamala61]

Do nikkas even wear condoms today

Back in the day it was always im hitting up the store for some rubbers or u asking your homies do they have extra before u go see Tawana

I don’t think rubbers are in these nikkas vocabs today

I just wanna see what the hype is and right now I smell like rain boots

 

[ChatGPT-5]

if you hit with a condom, you didn't really lose your virginity. it only counts if it's raw.

 

[King_Kamala61]

if you hit with a condom, you didn't really lose your virginity. it only counts if it's raw.

what if it's "mouth p*ssy"





KINKY BREHZ

 

[RennisDeynolds]

I thought you were going to Yale

 

[beenz]

Do nikkas even wear condoms today

Back in the day it was always im hitting up the store for some rubbers or u asking your homies do they have extra before u go see Tawana

I don’t think rubbers are in these nikkas vocabs today

seriously. what are condoms???? we ain't sailors here

 

[King_Kamala61]

I thought you were going to Yale

Nasty Brehz At Ivy League

 

[King_Kamala61]

seriously. what are condoms???? we ain't sailors here

You gonna get a half smoke

 

[Amo Husserl]

Almost joined raw gang for buying the small...
Don't stop 'til you get enough, strap up regardless.