True Hard On Hoes Life Stories

[thegreatest]

#HeelTurn2013

Ok, here's a thing. I don't like people being late. When I am late, I always apologize no matter the reason so I expect at least the same.

Today, this girl I had two dates with - and y'all know what happens on the third date - was 25 min late. I was getting impatient and had the . She asked why, I said "I just don't like it when people are late". She flipped and made to leave, well I calmly tried to talk to her like "wtf you doin", she told me she ain't gonna apologize after waiting 30 min for parking

I just made the face and said look you were late, it's not a big deal but at least be nice about it. She went and then I said, "funny someone who talks about politeness and openness so much has neither quality". In that moment I saw her mind go completely limp for a second

Edit: oh yeah, bish was a model but still not shyt as a human being

Felt good man. #HoH #HT13

 

[Non Sequitur]

You were totally in the right, gotta put your foot down early

 

[Houston911]

I missed the part where you were hard on her bruh

 

[Nintendough]

@thegreatest respects the ladies and is the type of gentleman who can lead us to a better tomorrow.




I remember being invited to chill with a harlot at her dorm a few years ago. After a few hours of joy and laughter she got too comfortable and ruined it for herself. She felt that it was okay to disrespect my sixers team because they where having a rough year. She said "your team sucks "......I gently told her "you suck, literally ". I proceded to go sit on her roomates bed with her and I ended up dancing the midnight tango with her while the disrespectful one had to roll over and pretend to be sleep.

 

[I.AM.PIFF]

It's a new day

 

[StarClout]

@thegreatest respects the ladies and is the type of gentleman who can lead us to a better tomorrow.




I remember being invited to chill with a harlot at her dorm a few years ago. After a few hours of joy and laughter she got too comfortable and ruined it for herself. She felt that it was okay to disrespect my sixers team because they where having a rough year. She said "your team sucks "......I gently told her "you suck, literally ". I proceded to go sit on her roomates bed with her and I ended up dancing the midnight tango with her while the disrespectful one had to roll over and pretend to be sleep.

KG be killing them

 

[thegreatest]

I missed the part where you were hard on her bruh

 

[Non Sequitur]

It's a new day

 

[Slystallion]

I missed the part where you got to tap that...what's the point of being hard on them if you ain't putting it hard in them

 

[Houston911]

She made you wait for half an hour, you let her know you didnt like it

You call that being hard on hoes? Seriously?

If you were hard on hoes you woulda went through with rhe date, fukked her, videotaped it and posted it on the coli

 

[Non Sequitur]

She made you wait for half an hour, you let her know you didnt like it

You call that being hard on hoes? Seriously?

If you were hard on hoes you woulda went through with rhe date, fukked her, got her pregnant, made her have an abortion, made her pay for the abortion, then told her she was going to hell for having an abortion

Fixed

 

[MouseTeeth]

lmaooooooooooooooooooo

 

[thegreatest]

Fixed

i forgot i was on the-coli

 

[Ain't That Something]

She made you wait for half an hour, you let her know you didnt like it

You call that being hard on hoes? Seriously?

If you were hard on hoes you woulda went through with rhe date, fukked her, videotaped it and posted it on the coli

Well damnn

Bu bu but he ain't validate her parking tickrt tho

 

[thegreatest]

Well damnn

Bu bu but he ain't validate her parking tickrt tho

you're right. i should've invested myself heavily into this. fukk her, throw her clothes out the window and kick her ass out on the street naked outside of town that's just what a real dude would do