I've been thinking. 
What if Trump showed up to his funeral anyway?
That would be the most assholic move of the century.
Everyone attending would be flustered but no one would actually kick out the president.
And John couldn't make a next move.
It would be a checkmate.
And Trump would win.

Since this presidency is a reality show, this would be the highlight of the season.
Donnie showing up to McCain's funeral like Big Red....

"My office hours are nine to five" head ass

What if Trump showed up to his funeral anyway?
That would be the most assholic move of the century.
Everyone attending would be flustered but no one would actually kick out the president.
And John couldn't make a next move.
It would be a checkmate.
And Trump would win.

Since this presidency is a reality show, this would be the highlight of the season.
Donnie showing up to McCain's funeral like Big Red....

"My office hours are nine to five" head ass

thinking the president of the United States can just show up somewhere like a pick up basketball game, y'all dudes sometimes .



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