Trump: "I want to get to Heaven. I'm hearing I'm not doing well" UPDATE: Not going to heaven

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Edit. See you soon @beenz
 
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If I get to Heaven and see Trump, I'm asking for a Trade to Jannah 'cause ain't no way I'm enjoying the afterlife next to a certified demon.
I don't even need 72 hymens. Give me one of those generic Al-Hoor-ayns or a chubby middle aged arab woman who got rejected by her husband for the eternal fukk fest.​
 

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if this were true and assuming there is a god, then why would he allow us to be downtrodden for all these centuries???? :camby:
  • Provide his people strength, for most of them are no different from the Romans
  • Exposing the hypocrisy and violence of their history
  • Give game to some chosen to help out black folks during those demonic times (abolitionists, civil rights marchers, bill legislators, etc)
  • Make us have the power to achieve the impossible (first black president, inventors, etc)
Yes, it seems crazy and confusing at first, but honestly, he allowed Trump to be into office to make an example out of those same cacs that put him there in the first place. They gotta learn what black people been mastered for ages, so they can see the end results. Most of them been never through anything and quite frankly, this is their "Good Times" moment.

God works in weird ways and Trump himself is a symbol of spitting on a sandwich and forgetting it's your order. If heads thought he was a menace to his own cabinet in 2016, wait until the jig is up after how long this government shutdown last. Republicans run all three branches, so it's their shyt sandwich they gotta eat in Jesus name amen 🙏
 

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