Trump Promises Vivek An Administration Position Running The White House 7-Eleven

[hood b. goode]

 

[Marc Spector]

This is actually from an alt-right account. All that ass kissing and they still calling him sub human





"I've always said Vimbik Rumpsalami was a great man, one of the greatest men, to be honest," said Trump during a victory speech in an Iowa cornfield while Iowans cheered through mouthfuls of corn. "That's why I've asked Rikki-Tikki-Tavi if he would accept the honor of running the White House 7-Eleven in the West Wing."

What the fukk got into the Babylon bee?? is this meant to satirize trumps ignorance and racism?

 

[TRUEST]

People actually eat 7/11 food?? Yayayikes!

 

[bnew]

What the fukk got into the Babylon bee?? is this meant to satirize trumps ignorance and racism?

the right-wing version of the onion.

 

[Marc Spector]

the right-wing version of the onion.

i know that but a joke thats satirizing Trump isnt what i would expect from them.

 

[DaKidFromNoWhere]

What a p*ssy lol

 

[Gloxina]

Satirical site

Trump Offers DeSantis Coveted Administration Position Spinning Trump Sign On Street Corner

 

[Gloxina]

the right-wing version of the onion.

 

[JamesJabdi]

Be a 600 million dollar man and disrespect yourself for the validation of cac hillbillies living in trailers curry brehs

 

[Spence]

Rikki. Tikki. Tavi.





Trump a whole dumbass but these nicknames like Meatball Ron are

 

[MoshpitMazi]

LMAO

 

[omnifax]

I wonder what his next move is. I know he thought he was gonna go farther, because he already had a book about identity politics and "wokeness" timed for just before the start of his campaign run

Probably consulting gig unless Trump wins and actually does tap him for a cabinet position. I could also seem him being a rotating political analyst for CNN. Weasels like him always seem to land on their feet.

 

[Spence]

People actually eat 7/11 food?? Yayayikes!

Only in Japan, the food in their 7/11 is crazy delicious. Here though?

 

[Oatmeal]

Department of transportation

I know this post went over everyone head

 

[Mandarin Duck]

I don't like Indians at all.