Countdown till trump mysteriously dies or gets assassinated
*red phone rings at C.I.A office*
c.i.a: code name

bush sr: codename little horn

c.i.a: long time sir....how may we help you?

bush sir: the toupee must be put down

c.i.a: we've been waiting on the green light

bush sr: it's no longer a conspiracy theory...when

c.i.a: yeah, our friends in the east are getting nervous.

bush sr: it's gonna look bad for business

c.i.a: lone gunman or heart attack.

bush sr: a few family members dying should send a message.

c.i.a: he could strike back in the media in anger.

bush sr: then we neutralize him and blame muslims or the drug cartel.

c.i.a: that would work in our favor.

bush sr: removing a loud mouth billionare is nothing....weve killed presidents.

c.i.a: he has been green lit sir.

bush sr: little horn out....God bless america.