Trump’s ‘marching orders’ to the Pentagon: Plan a grand military parade (update): Happening 11.01.18

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Andy Borowitz
31 mins ·
It would be nice to help Puerto Rico recover from the hurricane, but that money is badly needed to stage an enormous military parade in DC.

I know houston peeps must be pissed as well.....

They're still trying recover as well

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

The last president who did this was a one term president

 

[hashmander]

if i was in the military and forced to be in this parade i'd goose step my ass off to embarrass them.

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

The last president who did this was a one term president

You already know :Mjfukkup:

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

D.C. Council hits Trump on military parade: 'Giant Tank Parade is cancelled'

 

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D.C. Council hits Trump on military parade: 'Giant Tank Parade is cancelled'

 

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BBC News
1 hr ·
But the US says it would rather the parade not take place as the focus should be on the Olympic Games.


North Korea to hold military parade ahead of Winter Olympics

BBC.CO.UK



Are they flirting?

 

[AV Dicey]

Yo, he is the embodiment of Kelly’s “empty barrel” reference.
fukk the rest of them, but do you know what Mattis must think about this coward shyt?
Can you imagine the protesters? LOL

Mattis is down, the military were getting squeezed during the Obama era. They're finessing this dude, give him his parade, get that military spending raised up in spite of others, government can charge it 2 da game, they finna eat
The far left may protest but no rational mainstream anything are about to do none of that shyt in freaking Murica
Obama couldn't even close some off grid torture joint that the military used, you think wypipo will let you protest their pride and joy thats 2018 and 2020 gone.
McCain would die and come back to life just to admonish the protesters

 

[The Fade]

This man Cheeto Mussolini.. a senile fool

 

[Teal.]

That dude need to live on a air force base or any base if he wants to get his military rocks off..

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Trump is gonna want some faux general uniform with a bunch of medals. fukkin fraud ass fake fukk face.

 

[Tommy Fits]

I'm almost 100% sure this insecure prick participates in cuckold porn.

Fixed

 

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The New Yorker Cartoons
1 hr ·
Today's daily cartoon by Pat Byrnes.

 

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The Hill
9 hrs ·
BREAKING: The White House estimates that President Trump’s military parade, which he ordered the Pentagon to plan, could end up costing taxpayers as much as $30 million.


White House: Trump military parade could cost taxpayers as much as $30 million
“We’d have to appropriate funds for it, we’d have to find funds for it,” said…
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