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It isn't really that quick to even get that. Global entry/nexus is a long process that involves an interview. A 12-18 months before you're finally accepted because of long queue

:dahell: Bruh I got global entry in 2 months and that was during covid, that interview wasn’t even 15 mins. Answer 3 yes no question and took my busted ass picture cause the barbershops were closed.


Who is waiting 12-18 months?
 
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i notice the tsa precheck line is always long at atlanta airport. not longer than the regular line though.

but the clear line is always empty lol

tldr: you get what you pay for :ehh:
 

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As a former screening officer.

There's always that one fukking person who hears all this shyt, but still be trying to go through the metal detector with their phone in they damn pocket
Yup, and as a white shirt that’ll be your ass. I couldn’t stand the divestment officer role

& don’t get me started on the non English speaking passengers
 

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:dahell: Bruh I got global entry in 2 months and that was during covid, that interview wasn’t even 15 mins. Answer 3 yes no question and took my busted ass picture cause the barbershops were closed.


Who is waiting 12-18 months?

May be different from what I was told. I was considering applying for nexus but 1 dude told me the process was very long and said fukk that

Maybe at that point there was a significant backlog but has since been reduced down
 
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It isn't really that quick to even get that. Global entry/nexus is a long process that involves an interview. A 12-18 months before you're finally accepted because of long queue

12-18 months?? :mjlol

Nah, it will take a few months to get conditionally approved. After conditional approval, scheduling that interview can be a bytch, but you can do it when you return from an international flight without an appointment, so no need to stress over that.
 

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It isn't really that quick to even get that. Global entry/nexus is a long process that involves an interview. A 12-18 months before you're finally accepted because of long queue
I love how you nikkas confidently talk about shyt that you personally have no knowledge of. :mjlol:

It took me a month from the time I applied until I had my Global Entry interview this January.

And it was worth it to not be herded like cattle with the rest of you peasants..:youngsabo:
 
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I love how you nikkas confidently talk about shyt that you personally have no knowledge of. :mjlol:

It took me a month from the time I applied until I had my Global Entry interview this January.

And it was worth it to not be corraled like cattle with the rest of you peasants..:youngsabo:

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And almost 300k Canadians have been waiting for their nexus applications to process(as of June) because offices closed down due to covid.
 
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