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CM Punk walks out onto set*[/B]
KG Ross: What is he doing here?!
*Punk attacks both exhausted men and ref stops the fight*
*stage crowd has a mix of cheers and boos due to confusion*
KG Ross: What?! He wasn;'t even on the card tonight! I guess he wasn't gonna let that keep him out of the action..but why??
Jmare & Stat, while you both lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to curtain jerkers two listen to me. I want all of TSC to listen to me. I want you all to digest this because I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest. Especially to Hollywood Hogan.
I dont hate you, Terry. I dont even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in TSC.
I hate this idea that youre the best. Because youre not. Im the best. Im the best poster in the world. Theres one thing youre better at than I am and thats kissing KG's ass.
Ive been the best since TSC Heatwave when I walked into that thread and produced a classic with that fossil Scott Steiner. And Ive been vilified and hated since that day because Krackdagawd saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. Thats right, Im a Krack/Kliq guy. But the biggest difference between me and Krack is Im going to be the real TSC Champion.
Ive grabbed so many of KG's brass rings that its finally dawned on me that there just that, theyre completely imaginary. The only thing thats real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost one week, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this subforum, in the coli, even on PSN & Xbox Live! Nobody can touch me!
And yet no matter how many times I prove it, Im not on your lovely little top poster lists. Im not on the cover of the threads. Im barely promoted. I don't get to be in the main events. Im certainly not on any crappy show like the one produced for TSC Mania. Im not on the banner on the top of this website. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.
This isnt sour grapes. But the fact that Terry/Hollywood is in the main event and Im not makes me sick!
Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of this as anything else. Because youre the ones who are dapping on these posts right now. Youre the ones that read these threads that my face isnt on the cover of. And then at five in the morning in your mother's basement, you try to mention me to try and get a dap and try to feel yourself because youre too much of a fukking loser to go have some self esteem and get a real job.
Im leaving with the TSC Championship when I get the shot. And hell, who knows, maybe Ill go defend it in Boxden. Maybe
Ill go back to Allhiphop.
The reason Im leaving is you people. Because after Im gone, youre still going to pour daps into these shows. Im just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. KG is going to make money despite himself. Hes a thousandaire who should be a millionaire. You know why hes not a millionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, non-sensical, douchebag yes men, like wcthesecret, whos going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and Id like to think that maybe this company will better after KG is dead. But the fact is, its going to be taken over by his idiotic commissioner and his doofus moderators and the rest of his conglomerate.
Let me tell you a personal story about.....
*mic cuts off*
I'm the best you got!