TSC In Your Computer: Heatwave

[Nintendough]

*ding ding ding*




Our Secret Special Ref tonight is...... @Tumblr !!!!!!!! *tumblr walks to ring with smug look on face towards Ed*




Announcer KG Ross: well Liggins and Ed are staring at each other in the ring im pretty sure Ref Tumblr will call this fair and down the middle.



*Liggins and Ed tie up...Liggins flings him into the turnbuckle clearly out powering him *



Announcer KG: Did yall see that? He clearly is outclassing him right now





*Liggins smirks at Ed....taunts him to attack *




*Ed, in jobber rage lunges at Liggins in Jobber rage*



Announcer KG Ross: Wait what!!! Liggins countered!!!! He has him in the Liggins Lock






*Ed makes his way towards ropes before @Tumblr decides to tell the time keeper to ring the bell*



Ref Tumblr: Ring the DAMN BELL!!!!




Announcer KG Ross: LIGGINS WON!!! Ed was SCREWED!!!! ED WAS SCREWED, ED WAS SCREWED!!!!!

 

[g-ice]

I'm intending to come on top in this Main Event Battle Royal.

In the meantime I'll just and enjoy this #fukkery

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

*ding ding ding*




Our Secret Special Ref tonight is...... @Tumblr !!!!!!!! *tumblr walks to ring with smug look on face towards Ed*




Announcer KG Ross: well Liggins and Ed are staring at each other in the ring im pretty sure Ref Tumblr will call this fair and down the middle.



*Liggins and Ed tie up...Liggins flings him into the turnbuckle clearly out powering him *



Announcer KG: Did yall see that? He clearly is outclassing him right now





*Liggins smirks at Ed....taunts him to attack *




*Ed, in jobber rage lunges at Liggins in Jobber rage*



Announcer KG Ross: Wait what!!! Liggins countered!!!! He has him in the Liggins Lock






*Ed makes his way towards ropes before @Tumblr decides to tell the time keeper to ring the bell*



Ref Tumblr: Ring the DAMN BELL!!!!




Announcer KG Ross: LIGGINS WON!!! Ed was SCREWED!!!! ED WAS SCREWED, ED WAS SCREWED!!!!!

 

[Nintendough]

Announcer KG Ross: We'll be having an exclusive with @Tumblr & KG Okerlund










KG Okerlund: @Tumbler Why did you just screw Ed out of this match?

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

edward hasn't put asses in the seats in this decade and will never ever get his main event push ever again

lowkey liggins doesn't deserve his little push either but i'll take my deavors for the good of the business

 

[Nintendough]

Next up on the card we have the duel between @Riley Escobar & @Wcthesecret in an inferno match.








*ding ding ding*


IN ouuurrr next bout, this will be a one fall no DQ with no time limit. This will be an INFERRRRRNOOOOOO MAAAAATCH!!!!!!




*crowd gives decent pop*




Our first competitor....hailing from Bumble fart, Hillybillyville...weighing 172 pounds..... @Wcthesecret !!!!!





*music hits*










Announcer KG Ross: Well we have here tonight an epic clash in a ring surrounded by inferno ...Wcthesecret, 2008 IWC Magazine least improved wrestler of the year winner...he looks to be in the best shape of his career




*Wcthejobber gets decent pop from dweebs*

 

[CJ]

:pryor5
hey my nicca kind gentleman,i aint gunna be competin cause ima be leavin The Coli cause i already accomplished errythang i needed & dat wuz entertainin all of u wonderful peeples,becomin a boss,& etc.
rich got six kids to take care of! thank yall fo lookin, listenin, & goodnight!
to all da peeple dat were down wit me & gave me dap, peace & god bless yall rich has left da buildin muthaphukkas!:pryor1
:pryor4
& to all da peeple dat wanted to be ho azz muthaphukkaz & nitpik, suck my muthaphukkin dik u bytch muthaphukkaz!:pryor2

You trying to back out of our match the day before the show huh? Don't worry, I would too.

 

[Swiggy]

What the #fukkery

 

[Nintendough]

The next opponent




From the grand olde country weighing 211 pounds.....the UK Stampede, the union jack thrilla, the OG thug of the land.... @Riley Escobar !!!!!!!!!!







*music hits











Announcer KG Ross: Well we now have Riley stepping down the ramp...former European champion before losing the belt at a battle royal 12 years ago.,,.he know seeks to show the world he has one last championship push left in him. Lets see if he can find that push in these flames tonight!!!!

 

[Nintendough]

*flames erupt around the ringside*



Announcer KG Ross: The flames are kickin' and flickerin' around the ring...this is insane...SOMEBODY IS GONNA GET BROKEN IN HAAALFF!!!!!!!!!! BOOMER SOONER!!!!!




*Wc and Riley stare each other down...ready to fight*





Announcer KG Ross: Wait what!? That music that's the head Booker's theme playing...whats he doing out here!!!???









*KG McMahon struts to the ring with the face*




KG McMahon: You know @Wcthesecret I told you several times before this match that if you didn't shut your trap that you'd be getting JOOOOBBED OUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!!....but you didn't listen now did you?






Tell you what..... @Riley Escobar wins by DQ.....the disqualifying factor being that






YOOOUURRRRR FFFIIIIIIRRREEEEEEEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






KG Ross: AWWWW SUNFABETCH!!!!!! Two screwjobs in one night!!!!! Pinata, piñata, pinta

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

 

[Nintendough]

Announcer KG Ross: We'll we've had two slobber knockers happen right before us brehs!!! Next up is the match millions have been waiting for.... @YoungCJ v. @SanfordMan75






In this next bout we will have a raven's rules match!!!!




The first competitor to enter the squared circle, from the land of maple leaf syrup and but nekkid skrippas!!! Weighing 190 pounds of brolicness.... @YoungCJ !!!!





*music hits*










Announcer KG Ross: YoungCJ walks out to the ring...wearing the same trunks he wore at TSC Winter Fury Slame 4 years ago when he scored an upset victory over Master Krusher in the steel cage in Tijuana. I think we're in store for quite the slobber knocker.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I fukking went over.

 

[g-ice]

@ that 2nd screwjob

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]