TSC King of the Trap

[StarClout]

KG RAWSE: I'm getting word that we have a camera crew that has followed that car with @TrueEpic08 in it. We'll take you there now folks

*Camera cuts to car from earlier pulling up near a riverside*

*The masked men get out the car and wait while another car with the other masked men from earlier pull up in another car*

*The first group pop the trunk and pummel @TrueEpic08 with titanium bats before getting him out of the trunk.*

*The other group pops the trunk and @Paul-Heyman is revealed to be in the trunk also hogtied and mouth taped shut*

*One group holds @TrueEpic08 an make him witness Heyman get beaten with the titanium bats to a near death state.*

*Epic screams as Heyman is brutalized and put in a pre dug grave and buried alive*

*After Heyman is buried the group turns their attention toward @TrueEpic08 and pummel him with the bats and brutalize in the same state that Heyman was left in.*

*The men pick up Epic, who had some sort of concrete compound stuck to his feet. The men pummel Epic more and then throw him in the Chicago River.*

KG RAWSE: what in the hell have we just witnessed? Who are these men and why have they done this to Heyman and Epic?

 

[TrueEpic08]

Have the bookers been watching Casino as of late...or just 2000-era WCW?

 

[StarClout]

Have the bookers been watching Casino as of late...or just 2000-era WCW?

I thought about Casino when I wrote that

Don't worry, this will pan out by end of the PPV

 

[StarClout]

* @CM Punk is getting ready for his match with Mr. KG*

His phone rings

*punk answers phone*

Punk: hello?

* @We Ready is on the other end*

Punk: how's the title celebration?

We Ready: there was no celebration

Punk: what happened?

We Ready: @Paul-Heyman and @TrueEpic08 are in the hospital. It's pretty bad. Heyman was buried alive and Epic was tossed in the Chicago River. According to the hospital, a group of people saw the incident and rescued them in enough time before they drowned and suffocated. I just came from there and Epic said he knows who did this to him and Paul. I'm on my way back to the arena from the hospital and I'll let you know then.

*Punk hangs up phone and starts kicking things in locker room while waiting for @We Ready to return with the info*

*camera cuts back to ringside*

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

*The camera crew runs to a commotion in the loading dock of the arena. A deadly Ezekiel Jackson, John Heidenreich and Gene Snitsky are attacking a bus load of autistic children*

*PAWG Applewhite approaches the demented Ezekiel Jackson*

These are children! Leave them alone! This is low even for you guys!

*The carnage pauses for a brief moment*

*The PAWG realizes her mistake too late and is brutalized by a crystal phallus*

Heidenreich - There is a 1 million dollar bounty on @We Ready, and we're going to claim it bytch!

*Snitsky launches a young lad in a Magneto helmet into the windshield of the bus*

Snitsky - THAT WAS MY FAULT!!!!!!

*The three men get into the retarded bus and drive off in search of @We Ready*

 

[Swiggy]

*The camera crew runs to a commotion in the loading dock of the arena. A deadly Ezekiel Jackson, John Heidenreich and Gene Snitsky are attacking a bus load of autistic children*

*PAWG Applewhite approaches the demented Ezekiel Jackson*

These are children! Leave them alone! This is low even for you guys!

*The carnage pauses for a brief moment*

*The PAWG realizes her mistake too late and is brutalized by a crystal phallus*

Heidenreich - There is a 1 million dollar bounty on @We Ready, and we're going to claim it bytch!

*Snitsky launches a young lad in a Magneto helmet into the windshield of the bus*

Snitsky - THAT WAS MY FAULT!!!!!!

*The three men get into the retarded bus and drive off in search of @We Ready*

nikkaS GOTDAMN THIS THREAD AND THE fukkERY

 

[StarClout]

*The camera crew runs to a commotion in the loading dock of the arena. A deadly Ezekiel Jackson, John Heidenreich and Gene Snitsky are attacking a bus load of autistic children*

*PAWG Applewhite approaches the demented Ezekiel Jackson*

These are children! Leave them alone! This is low even for you guys!

*The carnage pauses for a brief moment*

*The PAWG realizes her mistake too late and is brutalized by a crystal phallus*

Heidenreich - There is a 1 million dollar bounty on @We Ready, and we're going to claim it bytch!

*Snitsky launches a young lad in a Magneto helmet into the windshield of the bus*

Snitsky - THAT WAS MY FAULT!!!!!!

*The three men get into the retarded bus and drive off in search of @We Ready*

Breh this had me in tears for like an hour last night

 

[Nintendough]

KG RAWSE..: The main event is here folks! I'm sure no fukkery is about to ensue




* @CM Punk enters the ring wearing the gold, getting that peoples champ pop*

*Punk is focused...despite Mr. KG's distractions*

 

[Nintendough]

* Mr.KG struts out of the back shouting at Punk and boasting roid muscles*

 

[StarClout]

 

[We Ready]

* Mr.KG struts out of the back shouting at Punk and boasting roid muscles*

Too bad this is what you'll look like when it's all said and done.

 

[StarClout]

Too bad this is what you'll look like when it's all said and done.

I think you have Urine Nation looking to collect on your bounty to worry about

 

[Nintendough]

*Mr. KG walks up to Punk and slaps him arrogantly.....*





*Phillip laughs...unloads on Mr.KG and delivers several jabs to his jawline*





*Phil picks up Mr.KG by his corporate hair and pummels him into the turnbuckle 10 times to a crowd chant*





*A flustered Mr. KG begins doing a poorly executed Ali shuffle and jabs aimlessly at Phill*




**Phil grabs Mr. KG by his toupe, revealing he is bald. *

 

[CM Punk]

*Mr. KG walks up to Punk and slaps him arrogantly.....*





*Phillip laughs...unloads on Mr.KG and delivers several jabs to his jawline*





*Phil picks up Mr.KG by his corporate hair and pummels him into the turnbuckle 10 times to a crowd chant*





*A flustered Mr. KG begins doing a poorly executed Ali shuffle and jabs aimlessly at Phill*




**Phil grabs Mr. KG by his toupe, revealing he is bald. *

Wait, I just broke character. Back to business!

 

[Nintendough]

*Bald headed, angry Mr KG lunges at Punk, biting him on his left nipple and twisting it *





*Punk screams in agony ....clubbing Mr KG in the temples with his elbows...Mr KG wont relent*






KG RAWSE: Thats the Oklahoma titty nerve twist!!! That is banned in 40 countries!!!






*Mr. KG struts around the ring while dragging Punk around by his nipple *






* @We Ready comes out on the mic while the match is going on...demanding to show the evidence of who has been attacking SES....*







*We Ready accidentally shows footage of 3Rivers showing @Ricki Lake Hoe "wrestling holds"*

*WE Ready "whoops!!"_ The TSC Jumbo Tron shows grainy footage of @3Rivers being the culprit*

*Punk goes into a rage and tosses Mr. KG off of him...delivering the GTS to Mr. KG and knocking him OUT *







1...2.....3 @CM Punk defeats Mr. KG. retaining his title








*3Rivers runs out behind We Ready and begins attacking him*








KG RAWSE: ITS TRUE!!!! 3RIVERS IS PART OF MR. KG's EXECUTIVE Enforcement BRANCH!!!!







*Punk runs down to help We Ready.... suddenly @jsashmaj and @StarClout run out and help to jump We Ready and Punk!!!*










*SUDDENLY @Stone.Cold.Steve.Autism runs out to the brawl and STUNS EVERYBODY*