TSCMania 2014

[jdashmaj]

@Paul-Heyman

Today, today is day two hundred and forty. 240 days I have been the TSC World Heavyweight Champion, headlining main event after main event because no else can do it but me. What do I get in return? A bunch of curtain jerking fakkitS that can't carry my jock strap namedropping me in their inadequate promos calling me "paper champion" & how MY TSCMania 2014 main event is like "Wrestlemania 11".

Let us get something straight here curtain jerkers, I'M THE MAN. I am YOUR TSC World Heavyweight Champion for the past 240 days, a record that none of egg headed bytches will ever accomplish. Now I have this handicap match for MY title against @Bishop KG Dinero & @We Ready . Newsflash, a part time COO and a disloyal drug addict will NOT defeat me for MY title. I still have much more work to do on my way to day 365. I go against the establishment............. the establishment..........

You know what pisses me off about the establishment? The fact that I'm the biggest donor on this site and I can't get a straight answer on why "they" won't move the TSC out from under the arcadium and into the main event spotlight of the coli. We have the most creative, funniest and fukkery driven posters in all of the internet and where's the love? TSCMania 2014 will be the biggest fukkery driven event this fukking place has ever seen and we will get answers and we will have the SPOTLIGHT.

The green light push is coming, one or another. @Liu Kang there's work to do, soon.

 

[jdashmaj]

KG Cole: Well during the break the Learning made it's way down to the ring, and left a life-less Punk laying unconscious.

EMT's have rushed him away, we will keep you updated on his condition through-out the evening.

 

[Paul-Heyman]

KG Cole: Well during the break the Learning made it's way down to the ring, and left a life-less Punk laying unconscious.

EMT's have rushed him away, we will keep you updated on his condition through-out the evening.

 

[Scotch Hall]

HEY YO!!! so I'm not on the card, chico

 

[Sypress]

I will win the battle royal


don't nobody want the recognition like i do


I will eliminate every single competitor if i have to

 

[Liu Kang]

@Paul-Heyman

Today, today is day two hundred and forty. 240 days I have been the TSC World Heavyweight Champion, headlining main event after main event because no else can do it but me. What do I get in return? A bunch of curtain jerking fakkitS that can't carry my jock strap namedropping me in their inadequate promos calling me "paper champion" & how MY TSCMania 2014 main event is like "Wrestlemania 11".

Let us get something straight here curtain jerkers, I'M THE MAN. I am YOUR TSC World Heavyweight Champion for the past 240 days, a record that none of egg headed bytches will ever accomplish. Now I have this handicap match for MY title against @Bishop KG Dinero & @We Ready . Newsflash, a part time COO and a disloyal drug addict will NOT defeat me for MY title. I still have much more work to do on my way to day 365. I go against the establishment............. the establishment..........

You know what pisses me off about the establishment? The fact that I'm the biggest donor on this site and I can't get a straight answer on why "they" won't move the TSC out from under the arcadium and into the main event spotlight of the coli. We have the most creative, funniest and fukkery driven posters in all of the internet and where's the love? TSCMania 2014 will be the biggest fukkery driven event this fukking place has ever seen and we will get answers and we will have the SPOTLIGHT.

The green light push is coming, one or another. @Liu Kang there's work to do, soon.

Do y'all realize that I don't know what you're talking about when you @ me

 

[TrueEpic08]

KG Cole: Well during the break the Learning made it's way down to the ring, and left a life-less Punk laying unconscious.

EMT's have rushed him away, we will keep you updated on his condition through-out the evening.

Ambush tactics...sneak attacks...cowards, all of you.

Just remember: no matter what you do, this will remain our ring and our world, while you simply exist within it.

This isn't over.

 

[Nintendough]

COO KG: Let me just say, I had nothing to do with @CM Punk encountering his recent hostilities and harsh realities

 

[Honga Ciganesta]

*puts on mask*

*hangs out in the background while the main eventers talk*

 

[CM Punk]

You know, I just thought about swearing bloody revenge on @jdashmaj and the rest of his cronies in The Learning. Then I realized that would be too cliche. You see, I am smarter than that. I will not fall victim to distractions and smokescreens. The Learning are a bunch of henchmen. They are the tail on the snake and I plan to cut off the snake's head. @TrueEpic08 & @Brock Lesnar can take care of The Learning because I have much bigger plans.

You see, I was all gun ho to raze the house of Mr. COO @Bishop KG Dinero but then I realized KG himself is a distraction. To keep me busy and not focused on the real issue.

The real issue is TSC. The real issue is TSC not being moved out from under the arcadium and into the spotlight. The real issue is Myself and that gopher @Brooklynzson ! That's right. You sit there in your south beach palace and you look down at TSC, you look down at me and you most certainly disrespect all of us. You don't want TSC to shine because it will upstage this whole damn site. Oh no, you couldn't possibly have this site dominated by the antics of professional wrestling nooooo. You'll push some other lame ass project down the throats of the sheep but TSC will not stand for it.


The people want a real main event for TSCMania 2014? Then I declare on my 241st day as TSC World Heavyweight Champion this, I Challenge @Brooklynzson to the main event of TSCMania 2014 for MY TSC World Heavyweight Championship and if I win the TSC gets out of this subforum era and into the main event of the coli.

Are you scared to be in the spotlight?

 

[Paul-Heyman]

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The real issue is TSC. The real issue is TSC not being moved out from under the arcadium and into the spotlight. The real issue is Myself and that gopher @Brooklynzson ! That's right. You sit there in your south beach palace and you look down at TSC, you look down at me and you most certainly disrespect all of us. You don't want TSC to shine because it will upstage this whole damn site. Oh no, you couldn't possibly have this site dominated by the antics of professional wrestling nooooo. You'll push some other lame ass project down the throats of the sheep but TSC will not stand for it.


The people want a real main event for TSCMania 2014? Then I declare on my 241st day as TSC World Heavyweight Champion this, I Challenge @Brooklynzson to the main event of TSCMania 2014 for MY TSC World Heavyweight Championship and if I win the TSC gets out of this subforum era and into the main event of the coli.

Are you scared to be in the spotlight?

 

[Nintendough]

You know, I just thought about swearing bloody revenge on @jdashmaj and the rest of his cronies in The Learning. Then I realized that would be too cliche. You see, I am smarter than that. I will not fall victim to distractions and smokescreens. The Learning are a bunch of henchmen. They are the tail on the snake and I plan to cut off the snake's head. @TrueEpic08 & @Brock Lesnar can take care of The Learning because I have much bigger plans.

You see, I was all gun ho to raze the house of Mr. COO @Bishop KG Dinero but then I realized KG himself is a distraction. To keep me busy and not focused on the real issue.

The real issue is TSC. The real issue is TSC not being moved out from under the arcadium and into the spotlight. The real issue is Myself and that gopher @Brooklynzson ! That's right. You sit there in your south beach palace and you look down at TSC, you look down at me and you most certainly disrespect all of us. You don't want TSC to shine because it will upstage this whole damn site. Oh no, you couldn't possibly have this site dominated by the antics of professional wrestling nooooo. You'll push some other lame ass project down the throats of the sheep but TSC will not stand for it.


The people want a real main event for TSCMania 2014? Then I declare on my 241st day as TSC World Heavyweight Champion this, I Challenge @Brooklynzson to the main event of TSCMania 2014 for MY TSC World Heavyweight Championship and if I win the TSC gets out of this subforum era and into the main event of the coli.

Are you scared to be in the spotlight?

The contract signing is tomorrow on TSC is WAR

 

[Riley Escobar]

I've been a part of this place for longer than I care to remember. I've seen some of the most hellish competitors you could ever imagine competing in the most hellish matches you could ever imagine. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. I've seen LHRD on fire on the shoulder of the apron, screaming for water that just never came until his blackered, burnt body simply stopped moving. I watched JackDaWack's face turn crimson, his terrified eyes going from white to blood red, glistening in the lights after being attacked by the entirety of TSC for betrayal, his limbs twisted and broken. I saw Wcthesecret try to do addition, a dribble of sweat slowly rolling down his contorted, confused retard face as he tried to work out 6+7. Moments that will never be forgotten due to their brutality.

This supersedes them all.

When it comes to enforcing the main event, everyone knows I'll call it straight down the middle. As an Englishman, my sense of fair play demands everyone be given the right to a fair fight. On the other hand, if someone decides to step out of line and cheat, I'll simply break your wrists. Your decision. I'm happy with either. I suspect you won't be.

Everyone deserves the opportunity to prove themselves on a level playing field with no outside interference. To define themselves. To stop being a footnote in TSC history and to cement themselves as the chapter, the verse and the whole goddamn book.

There's only one main event, and it's the place where dreams become reality.

Don't fukk it up.

 

[Quarterback]

@CenaIsPureGarbage I'd like to thank you for your contributions but your talents no longer fit our company direction. I'm granting your immediate release so that you may seek other opportunities. We wish you the best in all of your future endeavors.

So this is the thanks I get for reminding your absent minded ass to start the show. You won't feed me my 2 enemies

You'll be hearing from my lawyer

 

[Brooklynzson]

You know, I just thought about swearing bloody revenge on @jdashmaj and the rest of his cronies in The Learning. Then I realized that would be too cliche. You see, I am smarter than that. I will not fall victim to distractions and smokescreens. The Learning are a bunch of henchmen. They are the tail on the snake and I plan to cut off the snake's head. @TrueEpic08 & @Brock Lesnar can take care of The Learning because I have much bigger plans.

You see, I was all gun ho to raze the house of Mr. COO @Bishop KG Dinero but then I realized KG himself is a distraction. To keep me busy and not focused on the real issue.

The real issue is TSC. The real issue is TSC not being moved out from under the arcadium and into the spotlight. The real issue is Myself and that gopher @Brooklynzson ! That's right. You sit there in your south beach palace and you look down at TSC, you look down at me and you most certainly disrespect all of us. You don't want TSC to shine because it will upstage this whole damn site. Oh no, you couldn't possibly have this site dominated by the antics of professional wrestling nooooo. You'll push some other lame ass project down the throats of the sheep but TSC will not stand for it.


The people want a real main event for TSCMania 2014? Then I declare on my 241st day as TSC World Heavyweight Champion this, I Challenge @Brooklynzson to the main event of TSCMania 2014 for MY TSC World Heavyweight Championship and if I win the TSC gets out of this subforum era and into the main event of the coli.

Are you scared to be in the spotlight?