TSC's Favorite Wrestler Dropping A Book This Week

[Honga Ciganesta]

fukking Shad

Shad indeed greets Stephanie by calling her baby. Steph says, ""What did you just call me? Don't call me baby, Shad. If you talk to the Divas like that, that's fine. But I'm not one of the Divas, and you can refer to me by my name." Cena walks in right as it happens, shakes his head, and walks away.

- Shad proves he's terrible at conversations once and for all. One night on Raw, Shad dresses up in a very nice suit and receives compliments from everyone including Vince. Finally Triple H sees Shad and says, 'Wow Shad, you look sharp' Shad says, '"I'm wearing this suit just to impress you. I guess this is what it feels like to sell out."

WWE hires masseuses for backstage but everyone except top guys are afraid to use them. Johnny Ace finally says they are going to cut the service if people stop using them. One night backstage JTG is approached by one who practically begs him to let her massage him. Sure enough,Triple H comes by and says, "Hey Shawn! You've got to come see this! One of the OVW guys who hasn't even been on the road for a week is getting a massage." JTG leaps off the table, and the masseuse starts laughing, he believes she was in on it to fukk with him.

- Next week JTG gets a massage and Big Show notices he's not on the show. JTG proceeds to tell a story that I cannot possible summarize that Big Show went everywhere bytching about to anyone who would listen to get JTG in trouble. JTG decides to go the next week anyway and the masseuse says she hasn't had almost anyone come in. As soon as he decides he will take a massage, Big Show shows up and says, 'Jay I need this room' JTG ends the chapter by saying if the person in question has a problem with what he wrote, he will slap him. And run away until he's out of breath. Then kick his ass.

Beats by Dre had been given out free headphones. JTG manages to get one and is caught offguard by a wrestler who says he should've let 'someone who is over' have them. This person then went and told someone that JTG took three. JTG says the guy is rich and he didn't want to confront him because it would make matters worse. It's Orton. And then he said the other top guy who had a headphone draped around his neck was also upset at not getting anymore free stuff. It's Cena.

Before their debut, Cryme Tyme worked a non-televised event and JTG is told by Shawn Michaels (he doesn't outright name him, but it's incredibly clear) that his hand gesture is too close to D-X's suck it. After their debut match, HBK confronts him again and tells him

- Finally after a house show, Shawn gets in his face and says "Not only did I warn you once, I warned you twice! And the third time, you did it
on national TV! You have NO RESPECT for me or this business!!!"

- JTG says there is a rule in the wrestling business that if you get upgraded to first class, or get an exit row, you offer it to a veteran or you get heat. He proceeds to tell a story about having the window seat and is chastised by Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch over it (JTG notes they had only been there a tad longer than him). He doesn't give up the seat as he says he and Shad already had heat with them and didn't care.

- After the plane ride, JTG is approached by someone who had been in WWE for twenty years at that time and asks JTG to carry an 1/8th of weed for him. JTG doesn't want to, and then two other wrestlers start to pressure him into doing so as well. William Regal shows up and tells the guys to back off. Regal tells JTG, '"I know you were in a tough position. Those guys were not looking out for your best interest. I hate to see young talent such as yourself being taken advantage of. I couldn't just stand there and say nothing. You'll be out of a job and under the jail, and they'll continue wrestling, acting like nothing ever happened."

Regal The pettiness of damn near everyone else though

 

[The Rainmaker]

All these snippets made me wanna cop the book. That's how you burn a bridge.

 

[Henzo]

skimming through this

Everybody and their mother fukked with this poor guy

 

[September]

Shad doesn't give a fukk. No wonder the rich stay rich. Cheap ass motherfukkers.

 

[Zero]

These cacs

 

[Silkk]

Man i would never want to work there

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

Fred got the hook up

 

[boriquaking]

read a few excerpts earlier before this shyt is comedy.

 

[NOSaintsFan02]

Got damn they got some petty ass wrestlers.

 

[jackswstd]

What kind of high school fukkery is this? These are grown ass men acting like whiny petulant children. It must really suck for these new cats to be in that lockerroom. I just picture Steph reacting to Shad calling her baby like Elvira did with tony in Scarface.

First of all that's his boss, secondly she's a married woman, and third he's lucky he didn't catch them deavors on site.

Spoiler

She probably liked it tho

 

[The Girl From Innsmouth]

What kind of high school fukkery is this?

There's an old wrestling adage that a guy basically stays the same emotional age as when he was broken into in the business. So, basically, the WWE is a pack of middle age 20 year old frat boys

edited: because autocorrect.

 

[TheGodling]

I'm not sure what's the big surprise here. Most of the guys in this biz are pure ego-driven alpha males, of course together those guys would act like they're in some sort of over-the-top macho frat. Especially Cena. We see this guy burying the entire roster in the ring, then we get to see him bury Nikki in their relationship on Total Divas, so is it that far-fetched to imagine this guy might just spent his whole time backstage burying people as well?

 

[hayesc0]

Can't wait for the terrible grammar.

 

[Vice Queen]

If they fukked with JTG like this, I can only imagine others.

 

[Vice Queen]

I'm not sure what's the big surprise here. Most of the guys in this biz are pure ego-driven alpha males, of course together those guys would act like they're in some sort of over-the-top macho frat. Especially Cena. We see this guy burying the entire roster in the ring, then we get to see him bury Nikki in their situationship on Total Divas, so is it that far-fetched to imagine this guy might just spent his whole time backstage burying people as well?

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